Hoog: Well, the coordinates are right but there ain’t nuthin’ here.
Klook: The instructions say we…
Hoog: WAAh!! REVERSE! REVERSE!!!
A sold wall of stone and metal shimmer into sight, filling the bridge viewport of the small shipping vessel. The Royal Bowler uncloaks, an immense obsidian asteroid outfitted with an array of impressive weaponry.
Klook: Well, I’ll be dipped in honeywine, that is a damned impressive hat shop.
*Meanwhile, back at Ella’s…
Kangot, a stern, cybernetic space moose, reports:
Kangot: The report from the cube farm was costly, we lost ships.
Ella: We should have prepared them better.
Kangot: Yes. We’ll have a more advanced pit crew in operation next week… if there’s anything left of these ships to repair.
Ella: Mondo donated to their banking efforts, I would have preferred that he just give us the money directly but I think he wants to test them.
Kangot: Or maybe he’s testing you.
Ella: Either way, this is not a time for games, the galaxy is about to catch fire.
Kangot: There was the matter of some tampering with our shipments, it looks like the Ignoble Calumnie has absconded with a package.
Ella: Remove from approved shippers and see about replacing the "hat" that was stolen.
Results
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Carcinogenic Denture | 24/102 | 25 | 23 | 34 | 26 | 24 | 6 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b158.8000
Additional Notes:
b50 | Received from @messana
-2ST | Sent to @slaal
b17 | Received from @slaal
-b50 | Mission 2: Nebulous
+1 GRIT | BusssSSsssking in Bunny SssSSlippers
-19 HP | 4x Asteroids
b150 | Mission Success!
@funruly
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Ignoble Calumnie | 97/109 | 26 | 19 | 25 | 25 | 29 | 1 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b0.0000
Additional Notes:
With great effort, you break the seal on the hat box and discover a strange crystal. It makes a low humming sound, it reminds you of something, a song you've heard somewhere but can't quite place. You put the crystal on your head, it has no effect.
4ST | Received from @daneel
-b1.4 | Sent to @daneel
-b40 | Mission 4: Hat Box
Item | Strange Crystal
b0 | Mission Failed!
Blacklisted at Ella's.
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Certain Moral Flex | 61/98 | 24 | 18 | 26 | 21 | 27 | 2 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b200.2000
Additional Notes:
b16.6 | Received from @davide405
b1.4 | Received from @funruly
-4EN | Sent to @bizmail_public
-4SH | Sent to @davide405
-4FP | Sent to @othermichael
-4ST | Sent to @funruly
-b40 | Mission 3: Cube Farm
b200 | Mission Success! Undetected!
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Dabohaze | 19/99 | 26 | 23 | 23 | 25 | 26 | 3 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b150.0000
Additional Notes:
b45.7 | Received from @messana
-b50 | Mission 2: Nebulous
-20 HP | 4x Asteroids
b150 | Mission Success!
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The YOLO Mk2 | 11/99 | 29 | 21 | 36 | 26 | 24 | 3 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b201.3000
Additional Notes:
-b40 | Mission 3: Cube Farm
-b25, +10HP | Hull Repairs
-b75, +6 LK | 3x Four Leaf Clover
-52 HP | Detected by Unizone perimeter drones
+1 GRIT | YOLO
b200 | Mission Success!
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Smiling Dingo | 21/96 | 33 | 22 | 32 | 23 | 19 | 4 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b150.0000
Additional Notes:
b40.6 | Received from @davide405
-b50 | Mission 2: Nebulous
-12 HP | 3x Asteroids
b150 | Mission Success!
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Muddlin' Through | 64/104 | 23 | 29 | 39 | 22 | 25 | 2 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b76.7000
Additional Notes:
4EN | Received from @daneel
-b40 | Mission 4: Hat Box
-b36.0 | Sent to @uphill
-b35.8 | Sent to @davide405
-b3.0 | Sent to @Promptedink
-b25, +10HP | Hull Repairs
-b5 | Benemede Honeywine
-14 HP | 3x Asteroids
b70 | Mission Success!
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Audacious Blip | 51/102 | 23 | 24 | 27 | 20 | 21 | 2 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b318.6333
Additional Notes:
-b50 | Mission 2: Nebulous
4SH | Received from @daneel
b18.8 | Received from @messana
b35.8 | Received from @bizmail_public
b23 | Received from @ratel
-b40.6 | Sent to @gwwar
-b3.6 | Sent to @rkt88edmo
-b1.6 | Sent to @penguinchris
-b16.6 | Sent to @daneel
-b40 | Sent to @inqydesu
-b17 | Sent to @Ratel
-b40 | Sent to @DreamboatSkanky
-12 HP | 3x Asteroids
b150 | Mission Success!
+1 GRIT | Treasurer
b150 | Received from Don Mondo
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Pleiades 360 | 36/101 | 30 | 28 | 25 | 25 | 18 | 6 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b-94.9000
Additional Notes:
b25 | Received from @micaela
b1.6 | Received from @davide405
b0 | Mission 1: Lizard's Blood
-b20, 25 HP | Nano Patch Goop / Bucket
-b20, 2 SH | Unizone Shield Boosters
-49 HP | Shoot Out w/ Nilah's Crew
b5 | Mission Success!
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Scrumpert | 43/99 | 16 | 20 | 19 | 22 | 27 | 2 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b78.5000
Additional Notes:
-b40 | Mission 4: Hat Box
No purchase, Ella doesn't accept credit.
-19 HP | 4x Asteroids
b70 | Mission Success!
