Ella: Thank you for joining us, I know you've been busy with the territorial assembly.
Pete: Aw, hell. I prefer ta be knee deep in scrap metal. Wouldn’t ‘ave got into politics if I knew about the meetings. Jus seemed like the right thing ta do… But borin’ as a game of cards with a space slug.
Ella: As I reported, Unizone has far exceeded any rational action. They build more than shipping drones, reconnaissance data confirms they are building an army.
Pete: I seen the scout report. Where can I setup shop?
Meanwhile… at Unizone Regional Headquarters.
Mr. Chum: This is the logo design they went with? It’s all… I don’t know… squiggly.
Mr. Chaam: Marketing says it’s very modern.
Mr. Chum: The shape seems suggestive, don’t you think?
Mr. Chaam: It’s a metaphor. The circle is the entire galactic rim and these Unizone ships on the cusp are providing servi…
Another clone bursts into Mr. Chum’s office.
Mr: Chooom: Excuse me, sir! We have word that the cube factories are producing unauthorized battleships.
Mr. Chum: Battleships?
Mr: Chooom: Yes.
Mr. Chum: Why are they producing battleships? We don’t even have blueprints for battleships.
Mr. Chaam: Oh dear.
Results
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Carcinogenic Denture | 12/102 | 25 | 23 | 34 | 26 | 24 | 7 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b160.0000
Additional Notes:
-b68.8 | Sent to @messana
-b80, 40HP | 4x Hull Repairs
-b10 | Sent to @penguinchris
-b0 | Mission 4 - A Pirating We Go
+1 GRIT | Unizone Logo Contestant
-52HP | Damage from 4x Shipping Drones (1 Dodged)
b160 | Mission Success!!
Item | Frisbee
Item | Family-Sized Ham
@funruly
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Ignoble Calumnie | 97/109 | 26 | 19 | 25 | 21 | 29 | 2 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b20.0000
Additional Notes:
-4 ST | Sent to @daneel
-b0 | Mission 4 - A Pirating We Go
You watch the pillaging from afar.
+1 GRIT, +b20 | Organized the Annual Unizone Marketing Retreat
Item | Unizone Mug
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Certain Moral Flex | 71/98 | 20 | 14 | 22 | 47 | 43 | 3 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b200.2000
Additional Notes:
-b20 | Sent to @davide405
b10 | Received from @bizmail_public
4 ST | Received from @funruly
4 ST | Received from @othermichael
4 ST | Received from @gwwar
4 ST | Received from @Donald_Petersen
4 ST | Received from @DreamboatSkanky
4 ST | Received from @davide405
-4 FP | Sent to @gwwar
-4 SH | Sent to @Donald_Petersen
-4 EN | Sent to @DreamboatSkanky
-b50 | Mission 3 - Cube Root
-b100, 16 LK | 2x Billiken
-b20, 10HP | Hull Repairs
-b20, 2 ST | Scan Scrambler
Eluded | 2x Unizone Security Drones
b150 | Mission Success!!
+1 GRIT, b50 | Winner of Unizone Logo Contest
Item | Unizone Logo Hoodie
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Dabohaze | 44/99 | 26 | 23 | 23 | 27 | 26 | 4 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b80.0000
Additional Notes:
-b50 | Sent to @messana
-b5 | Sent to @glutnix
-b5 | Sent to @bizmail_public
-b10 | Mission 2 - Hats, Hats, Hats
-b60, 30HP | 3x Hull Repairs
-b20, 2 ST | Scan Scrambler
+1 GRIT | Unizone Logo Contestant
-5 HP | 1x Asteroid
b80 | Mission Success!!
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The YOLO Mk2 | 58/99 | 29 | 21 | 36 | 30 | 32 | 3 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b80.0000
Additional Notes:
-b100, 50HP | 5x Hull Repairs
-b50, 8 LK | Billiken
-b40, 4 ST | 2x Scan Scrambler
-b1.3 | Sent to @bizmail_public
-b10 | Mission 2 - Hats, Hats, Hats
-3 HP | 1x Asteroid
b80 | Mission Success!!
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Smiling Dingo | 47/96 | 37 | 26 | 32 | 19 | 19 | 4 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b80.0000
Additional Notes:
-b50 | Sent to @davide405
-4 ST | Sent to @daneel
+4 FP | Received from @daneel
-b60, 30HP | 3x Hull Repairs
-b30, 4 SH | Hull Plating
-b10 | Mission 2 - Hats, Hats, Hats
-4 HP | 1x Asteroid
b80 | Mission Success!!
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Muddlin' Through | -1/104 | 23 | 29 | 39 | 22 | 25 | 3 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b46.9000
Additional Notes:
b3.0 | Received from @penguinchris
b242.8 | Received from @davide405
b40.0 | Received from @Demiurgus
b16.0 | Received from @PromptedInk
b5.0 | Received from @SteampunkBanana
b1.3 | Received from @jlw
-b50.0 | Sent to @rkt88edmo
-b50.0 | Sent to @Glutnix
-b50.0 | Sent to @uphill
-b50.0 | Sent to @newliminted
-b22.0 | Sent to @ratel
-b4.3 | Sent to @OtherMichael
-b1.6 | Black Umbrellas for Duck's
-b10 | Sent to @daneel
-b100 | Mission 1 - Long Haul
-24 HP | 5x Asteroids
-41 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
Mission Failed
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Audacious Blip | 97/102 | 23 | 24 | 27 | 16 | 21 | 2 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b189.8333
Additional Notes:
b20 | Received from @inqydesu
b44 | Received from @DreamboatSkanky
b50 | Received from @gwwar
b20 | Received from @daneel
-b242.8 | Sent to @bizmail_public
-4 ST | Sent to @daneel
-b100, 50HP | 5x Hull Repairs
-4 HP | 1x Asteroid
b80 | Mission Success!!
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Pleiades 360 | 45/101 | 30 | 28 | 25 | 25 | 18 | 7 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b40.0000
Additional Notes:
b10 | Received from @Donald_Petersen
b100 | Received from @micaela
-b3 | Sent to @bizmail_public
-b100, 50HP | 5x Hull Repairs
-b0 | Mission 4 - A Pirating We Go (1 Drone)
-24 HP | Unizone Collection Drone
-17 HP | Damage from 1x Shipping Drone
b40 | Mission Success!!
+1 GRIT | Unizone Logo Contestant
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Scrumpert | 43/99 | 14 | 20 | 19 | 20 | 27 | 1 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b78.5000
Additional Notes:
-1 GRIT | No Mission Selected
-2 FP, -2 ST | Scavengers
