Please Note: Any captains with a poor attendance record who make no effort to check-in will be purged from the roles after the next round by one of my guest NPCs.
Results
No casualties but a few bruises. Ella was very impressed that no art was lost in transport but the Unizone engineers had to suffer some lukewarm pockets. A rich odor trails Deepwalker and Slaal as they make their way through the crowd, a trail of dried sand fish scales in their wake.
Duck sweeps the grey scales into a bowl. Sea salt chips anyone?
Nilah strolls into Duck’s Pond with a mean looking crew of lizards and crustaceans in tow. The grunt in the back of the pack wearing the tiny derby hat is the most mountainous Space Crab you’ve ever seen, armored with spikes and heavily inked, his carapace looks like it could deflect a turbo laser.
Ladies and gents. My mates. Thank you for the fun and games today. A few of you actually have some potential. We’ll talk business later… For now, drink up! Next round’s on me!
Nilah casts a sharp eye about the room and flicks her tongue before tipping her cavalier hat at an grumpy looking young moose,
Best have a mug in both hooves, might keep you from getting into trouble.
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Carcinogenic Denture | 43/102 | 25 | 23 | 34 | 28 | 24 | 5 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b-8.2000
Additional Notes:
b0 | Mission 3
-48 HP | Shoot Out w/ Nilah's Crew
+2 GRIT | Attempted Capture
-8 EN TEMP | Temporary Software Failure
+Comfy Slippers | Item
@funruly
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Ignoble Calumnie | 97/109 | 26 | 19 | 25 | 21 | 29 | 1 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b41.4000
Additional Notes:
b2 | Jury Duty
b0 | Mission 2
-b20, 10HP | Hull Whole Hole Filler
No Speeding Ticket
-8 EN | Temporary Software Failure
b50, +5 MAX HP, +5 HP | Mission Success!
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Certain Moral Flex | 61/98 | 28 | 22 | 30 | 25 | 27 | 2 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b22.2000
Additional Notes:
b2 | Jury Duty
b0 | Mission 2
-b40, 4 LK | 2x Unizone Lucky Dashboard Bobble
No Speeding Ticket
-8 EN TEMP | Temporary Software Failure
Uh oh. Bad Engine Smell. | Mission Failure!
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Dabohaze | 39/99 | 26 | 23 | 23 | 25 | 26 | 3 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b4.3000
Additional Notes:
b0 | Mission 3
-b20, 10HP | Hull Whole Hole Filler
-b20, 2 LK | Unizone Lucky Dashboard Bobble
-b10, 2 SH | Unizone Shield Boosters
-49 HP | Shoot Out w/ Nilah's Crew
+2 GRIT | Attempted Capture
+Reclining Chair | Item
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The YOLO Mk2 | 53/99 | 29 | 21 | 36 | 26 | 18 | 2 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b141.3000
Additional Notes:
-b50 | Mission 4
-b10, +2 SH | Unizone Shield Boosters
-8 EN TEMP | Temporary Software Failure
b150 | Mission Success!
-17 HP | 4x Asteroids
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Smiling Dingo | 33/96 | 33 | 22 | 32 | 23 | 19 | 4 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b9.4000
Additional Notes:
b0 | Mission 3
-b20, +4 FP | Unizone Blasters
-b10, +2 SH | Unizone Shield Boosters
-8 EN TEMP | Temporary Software Failure
-40 HP | Shoot Out w/ Nilah's Crew
+2 GRIT | Attempted Capture
+Beehive | Item
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Muddlin' Through | 68/104 | 23 | 29 | 35 | 22 | 25 | 2 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b151.5000
Additional Notes:
b30 | Received from @uphill
b15 | Received from @PromptedInk
-b50 | Mission 4
-b20, 4 SH | 2x Unizone Shield Boosters
-b20, 10HP | Hull Whole Hole Filler
-b10, 2 ST | Unizone Cloaking Device
-16 EN TEMP | Temporary Software Failure
Item | Unizone Keychain
-16 HP | 4x Asteroids
b150 | Mission Success!
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Audacious Blip | 63/102 | 23 | 20 | 27 | 20 | 21 | 1 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b150.4333
Additional Notes:
-b50 | Mission 4
-b20, +4 SH | 2x Unizone Shield Boosters
b150 | Mission Success!
-17 HP | 4x Asteroids
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Pleiades 360 | 60/101 | 30 | 26 | 25 | 25 | 18 | 6 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b-86.5000
Additional Notes:
b2 | Jury Duty
+1 GRIT | Yub Nub
b0 | Mission 3
-b120, 60HP | 6x Hull Whole Hole Filler
-b40, 8 FP | 2x Unizone Blasters
-b10, 2 SH | Unizone Shield Boosters
-37 HP | Shoot Out w/ Nilah''s Crew
+2 GRIT | Attempted Capture
+Comic Book | Item
+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Scrumpert | 62/99 | 16 | 20 | 19 | 22 | 27 | 2 |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b48.5000
Additional Notes:
No Mission.
Frowny Face.
