Badass Space Dragon 2.0 - Round 2 - Cut & Paste

patrace · March 3, 2015, 5:58pm

Results

No casualties.

A few reports of space pirates but that’s to be expected, it’s the most popular hobby in Charybdis.

There was a broken crate on the Dabohaze which means the patrons at Duck’s Pond will be living large on hot pockets for some time to come.

No penalties for those who sat out this round. From here out, -1 GRIT to the cowardly.

@Donald_Petersen

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Carcinogenic Denture     | 86/102  |  21  |  23  |  22  |  28  |  24  |   3    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b26.8000
Additional Notes:
-b5.5 | Mission Fee
-16 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
+b30 | Mission Success!

@funruly

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Ignoble Calumnie         | 88/104  |  22  |  19  |  25  |  21  |  27  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b30.4000
Additional Notes:
-b10 | Mission Fee
+5 EN -b10 | Unizone Communications Software
-6 HP | Asteroid
-4 HP | Asteroid
-6 HP | Asteroid
+b30 | Mission Success!

@daneel

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Certain Moral Flex       | 67/98   |  20  |  20  |  24  |  25  |  23  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b25.2000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee (Credit Unnecessary)
+2 ST, -b10 Unizone Cloaking Device
-16 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
-15 HP | Pirates!
+b30 | Mission Success!

@SteampunkBanana

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Dabohaze                 | 89/99   |  26  |  21  |  23  |  25  |  24  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b-0.7000
Additional Notes:
-b5.5 | Mission Fee
-6 HP | Asteroid
-4 HP | Asteroid
+b15 | Mission Success!

@jlw

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The YOLO Mk2             | 82/99   |  29  |  19  |  24  |  26  |  18  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b36.3000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
-17 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
+b30 | Mission Success!

@gwwar

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Smiling Dingo            | 79/96   |  25  |  20  |  26  |  23  |  19  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b34.4000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
+2 ST, -b10 | Unizone Cloaking Device
-17 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
+b30 | Mission Success!

@bizmail_public

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Muddlin' Through         | 99/104  |  23  |  25  |  29  |  20  |  25  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b17.5000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
+5 EN -b10 | Unizone Communication Software
-5 HP | Asteroid
+b15 | Mission Success!

@davide405

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Audacious Blip           | 91/102  |  23  |  16  |  27  |  20  |  21  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b22.1000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
-6 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
+b15 | Mission Success!

@penguinchris

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Pleiades 360             | 65/101  |  22  |  24  |  25  |  25  |  18  |   3    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b31.5000
Additional Notes:
-b10 | Mission Fee
+1 GRIT | Pixel Dust
+2 SH -b10 | Unizone Shield Boosters
-5 HP | Asteroid
-4 HP | Asteroid
-6 HP | Asteroid
-4 HP | Asteroid
-17 HP +1 GRIT | Pirates!
+b30 | Mission Success!

@shiftynick

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Scrumpert                | 76/99   |  16  |  20  |  19  |  22  |  27  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b33.5000
Additional Notes:
-b10 | Mission Fee
-6 HP | Asteroid
-6 HP | Asteroid
-7 HP | Asteroid
-4 HP | Asteroid
+b30 | Mission Success!

patrace · March 3, 2015, 5:59pm

@DreamboatSkanky

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Somewhat Broken Heart    | 51/101  |  24  |  25  |  26  |  22  |  29  |   3    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b6.9000
Additional Notes:
-b5.5 | Mission Fee
-16 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
-16 HP | Pirates!
-18 HP | Pirates!
+1 GRIT | Fifty in Round One!
+b30 | Mission Success!

@wisconsinplatt

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| ZepEx Express 1337       | 89/100  |  22  |  24  |  22  |  18  |  22  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b30.2000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
-6 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
+b15 | Mission Success!

@maxd

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Wildfire                 | 85/95   |  25  |  19  |  30  |  22  |  27  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b6.1000
Additional Notes:
-b5.5 | Mission Fee
-5 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
+b15 | Mission Success!

@rkt88edmo

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Awesomating Overthruster | 84/103  |  20  |  21  |  31  |  18  |  23  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b35.7000
Additional Notes:
-b10 | Mission Fee
+5 EN -b10 | Unizone Communications Software
-5 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
-4 HP | Asteroid
+b30 | Mission Success!

@monkeyoh

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The S.O.L. Jr.           | 79/99   |  22  |  26  |  20  |  22  |  23  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b30.8000
Additional Notes:
-b10 | Mission Fee
-6 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
-4 HP | Asteroid
+b30 | Mission Success!

@hoarybat

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Matango's Revenge        | 97/97   |  21  |  25  |  20  |  24  |  18  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b25.5000
Additional Notes:
You've been named Poet Laureate of Charybdis, A great honor. (+1 GRIT)

@uphill

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| SLS Say Monkey           | 80/96   |  20  |  29  |  23  |  23  |  25  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b31.9000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
-16 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
+b30 | Mission Success!

@caffo

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Flying Chemex            | 97/97   |  22  |  18  |  24  |  16  |  28  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b-0.8000

@Ratel

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The Entropy              | 101/101 |  24  |  23  |  25  |  21  |  18  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b28.5000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
+4 FP, -b20 | Unizone Blasters
+b30 | Mission Success!

@Old

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| USSS Rustbucket          | 66/101  |  24  |  24  |  16  |  26  |  25  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b45.7000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
-17 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
-18 HP | Pirates
+b30 | Mission Success!

patrace · March 3, 2015, 6:00pm

@zaphodbblx

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| HMS Gargle Blaster       | 103/103 |  25  |  28  |  21  |  20  |  25  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b-20.1000

@Glutnix

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Cosmosword               | 77/99   |  23  |  20  |  21  |  23  |  18  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b30.0000
Additional Notes:
-b10 | Mission Fee
-6 HP | Asteroid
-6 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
+b30 | Mission Success!

@GlennF

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Startlingly Improbable   | 99/99   |  23  |  24  |  26  |  28  |  22  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b-0.8000

@newliminted

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The ISS My Daughter Drew | 78/96   |  25  |  25  |  18  |  22  |  24  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b28.2000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
-18 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
+2 ST, -b10 | Unizone Cloaking Device
+b30 | Mission Success!

@deisum

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Truck With Beer          | 103/103 |  24  |  27  |  24  |  24  |  21  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b4.3000

@PromptedInk

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Grand Striped Blazer     | 92/97   |  20  |  26  |  22  |  23  |  25  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b18.1000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
-5 HP | Asteroid
+b15 | Mission Success!

@Agfish

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Color Bomb               | 82/103  |  21  |  24  |  20  |  22  |  28  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b39.3000
Additional Notes:
-b10 | Mission Fee
+1 GRIT | Haunting Portrait
-5 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
-6 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
+b30 | Mission Success!

@messana

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Didn't See That Coming   | 70/103  |  22  |  21  |  17  |  17  |  18  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b26.3000
Additional Notes:
-b5.5 | Mission Fee
-16 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
-17 HP | Pirates!
+b30 | Mission Success!

@cbingel

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Space Apnea              | 98/98   |  20  |  22  |  18  |  22  |  21  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b20.0000

@awjt

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The Inflatable Pub       | 66/97   |  20  |  19  |  20  |  15  |  25  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b30.0000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
-16 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
-15 HP | Pirates!
+b30 | Mission Success!

patrace · March 3, 2015, 6:03pm

@miasm

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The Foil                 | 46/99   |  21  |  25  |  26  |  23  |  20  |   3    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b8.5000
Additional Notes:
-b5.5 | Mission Fee
-18 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
-18 HP | Pirates!
-17 HP | Pirates!
+1 GRIT | Fifty in Round One!
+b30 | Mission Success!
----------

@Kaotiq

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The Lieberal             | 82/104  |  22  |  21  |  23  |  28  |  26  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b43.7000
Additional Notes:
-b10 | Mission Fee
-6 HP | Asteroid
-6 HP | Asteroid
-6 HP | Asteroid
-4 HP | Asteroid
+b30 | Mission Success!
----------

@greenglyph

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Stellar Manifold Mollusk | 87/103  |  22  |  20  |  24  |  23  |  25  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b30.4000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
-16 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
+b30 | Mission Success!
----------

@OtherMichael

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Not Worthy               | 99/99   |  24  |  24  |  30  |  23  |  24  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b28.7000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
+5 EN, -b10 | Unizone Communications Software
+1 FP | Blaster Spoilage
+b30 | Mission Success!
----------

@micaela

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Micaela-1                | 95/99   |  20  |  20  |  26  |  18  |  24  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b10.2000
Additional Notes:
-b5.5 | Mission Fee
-4 HP | Asteroid
+b15 | Mission Success!
----------

@Felipe_Budinich

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Kanji                    | 82/97   |  17  |  24  |  27  |  25  |  18  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b31.5000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
+5 EN, -b10 | Unizone Communications Software
+2 ST, -b10 | Unizone Cloaking Device
-15 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
+b30 | Mission Success!
*What is the name of your ship?
----------

@Demiurgus

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Pennywhistle             | 85/100  |  20  |  17  |  20  |  29  |  20  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b38.3000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
+2 ST, -b10 | Unizone Cloaking Device
-15 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
+b30 | Mission Success!
----------

@BradfordBenn

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Top Hat & Spats          | 104/104 |  22  |  30  |  21  |  24  |  25  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b-1.3000
----------

@Slaal

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| The Quattro              | 86/101  |  22  |  21  |  30  |  19  |  23  |   1    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b32.8000
Additional Notes:
-b10 | Mission Fee
+5 EN -b10 | Unizone Communications Software
-5 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
-5 HP | Asteroid
+b30 | Mission Success!
----------

@inqydesu

+---------- Ship ----------+-- HP ---+- FP -+- SH -+- EN -+- ST -+- LK -+- GRIT -+
| Pluck                    | 72/105  |  23  |  25  |  20  |  23  |  29  |   2    |
+--------------------------+---------+------+------+------+------+------+--------+
Hat: None
StarBits: b32.7000
Additional Notes:
-b5 | Mission Fee
+2 SH, -b10 | Unizone Shield Boosters
+2 ST, -b10 | Unizone Cloaking Device
-17 HP, +1 GRIT | Pirates!
-16 HP | Pirates!
+b30 | Mission Success!
----------

daneel · March 3, 2015, 6:05pm

Pretty sure @jlw was on Mission 3.

jlw · March 3, 2015, 6:06pm

I got ripped off. The deck is stacked.

patrace · March 3, 2015, 6:07pm

Fixing

daneel · March 3, 2015, 6:07pm

Could be worse. @miasm’s bubble almost got burst already.

anon34812172 · March 3, 2015, 6:10pm

Not too shabby!

patrace · March 3, 2015, 6:21pm

The deck is unripped, unstacked, all better. …Except for the damage from the Space Pirates.

bizmail_public · March 3, 2015, 6:24pm

The Entropy is one lucky bastard.
I think I know who is buy the next round of drinks…

–Falkayn

bizmail_public · March 3, 2015, 6:31pm

Wow! Great mission, Capt Savaric Tubertus Wynkn Basiliscos Leontios Palaeologus al Wathiq.

NO DAMAGE, full money, and the second highest EN in the fleet! That Space Beeswax must really be something!

Does this mean a round of FREE POLLEN for everyone?

–Falkayn

daneel · March 3, 2015, 6:44pm

Royal Jello shots for everyone!

patrace · March 3, 2015, 7:10pm

Cut and Paste

A pamphlet is glued to the door of your ship. They used that extra gooey paste and it smells worse than Duck’s soup.

Frontier Times
Letter to the Editor

The Unizone Corporation is not here for the maximum benefit of the citizens of Charybdis, they are here to make a profit and to further consolidate their power. This much is obvious! It’s practically written in their mission statement!

What I can not understand is why we, the proud people of Charybdis, would allow a multi-galactic shipping company to monopolize our markets and export our wealth. We won our independence only to turn around and hand it off to Unizone.

Unizone, more like BOO-nizone!

Cutter S. Squamata

The paste is not coming off. Oh well, that’s what asteroids are for. Back to work.

Unizone’s Parts for Partners Program

Unizone is proud to announce the parts for partners program. This week’s epic-mega-deal is on the Unizone Communications Enhancement Software Kit.

Buy now, pay later! Carry up to b50 in Unizone debt!

b10 - Unizone Communications Enhancement Software Kit(+6 EN)
b10 - Unizone Shield Boosters (+2 SH)
b10 - Unizone Cloaking Device (+2 ST)
b20 - Unizone Blasters (+4 FP)
b20 - Unizone Lucky Dashboard Bobble (+2LK)
b20 - Hull Whole Hole Filler (+10HP)
b40 - Alumaximum Dip Kit (+5 MaxHP / +10 HP)

Note: You may buy any of these in multiples. HP can never exceed maxHP.

Today’s Missions

Mission 1 – To the Chase
Due to the rural nature of the galaxy, it’s often quite difficult to get cargo to directly in the hands of recipients. Unizone Corporation requests your help in tracking down some more elusive clients. Bring the galaxy a little closer by finding Cutter S. Squamata and delivering a special package.

Mission Cost: b15 (Unizone credit available for b18 payback)
Restrictions: This mission is open to any ship.
Rewards if Successful: b100 split among participating/surviving captains.
Risks: 2 x Asteroids (3-7 HP based on SH & EN), 15% Chance of delivery failure.

Mission 2 – To the Bone
Archeologists have discovered a large, claw shaped temple in Caramede and need supplies delivered so they can uncover it. It doesn’t pay much but there might be a chance to pop over to the moon of Benemede while you’re in the system.

Mission Cost: b15 (Unizone credit available for b20 payback)
Restrictions: This mission is open to any ship.
Rewards if Successful: b30
Risks: 3 x Asteroids (3-7 HP based on SH & EN)
15% - Pack of Booze Houndbots (10-20 HP based on FP & SH)
Items: 50%+LK chance of picking up several Casks of Honeywine.

Mission 3 – To the Front
Unizone would like a security detail to escort a high-level executive from the galactic front into the local mining district. The job requires training with weaponry and skill with stealth.

Mission Cost: b10 (Unizone credit available for b20 payback)
Restrictions: Minimum FP = 25
Rewards if Successful: b45
Risks: 2 x Asteroids (3-7 HP based on SH & EN), (15+(5*GRIT))% Chance of an extravagant b60 tip.

Mission 4 – To the Heart
At the heart of Charybdis lies the ocean planet of Althorp. Pick up and deliver as many sand fish as you can carry.

Mission Cost: b10/container
Restrictions: This mission is open to any captain.
Rewards if Successful: b20/container
Risks: Meteor Shower (1-70 HP based on lowest of LK, SH or EN)
Items: 10% ???, 10% ???, 100% ???

patrace · March 3, 2015, 7:12pm

@codinghorror Please close this thread at 10am AKST (11am PST) Friday, March 6th.

DreamboatSkanky · March 3, 2015, 7:43pm

bizmail_public · March 3, 2015, 7:45pm

Enjoy Today. Make Money. Stay Alive

Everyone came back from their missions alive, almost everyone turned a profit, and some folks had a helluva lot of fun. Well Done.

Some comments on today’s missions

Mission 1 Cheap, low damage mission. However, the payoff depends on how many take this mission. If five or more sign up, this mission will have negative return. Additionally, I personally abhor this mission: Mr Squamata is as entitled to his opinion as any other Charybdian. Remember: in Charybdis, Karma can be a queen bee riding a dolphin on speed.

Mission 2 Probably a positive return mission, if you can afford it. Honeywine had the reputation of bringing luck (LK) to ships that carry it. The libations from Benemede are among the best in the Charybdis. I home someone makes the trip.

Mission 3 Nice work if you can get it: currently only six do. This is a low damage mission with a great payout. May be worth going into debt to buy the blasters to qualify for the mission.

Mission 4 Who the hell knows. But expect to take at least 40 damage.

As always, I welcome all comments, contributions, and contradictions on the mission analysis.

Self-Interested Cooperation is the Basis for All Success

daneel · March 3, 2015, 7:50pm

I.e.at current rate of repairs, don’t bother unless you can clear 80 in profit.

Are there any union mechanics around here?

newliminted · March 3, 2015, 7:58pm

@patrace I started at 13.2 spacebits in round one. I spent 10 on a cloaking device and 5 for the mission. I gained 30 for success. 43.2 - 15 = 28.2 I understand I had to go in debt, but even if I subtract 5.5 for owing bad people money, I should have at least 22.7 spacebits in my pocket. Am I missing something?

Also shouldn’t I be at 22 ST?

OtherMichael · March 3, 2015, 8:12pm

I guess that’s one way of looking at.

Me, I was all stuck on the “not the highest EN in the fleet” rating.

Me poor ship, he’s been all bent out of sorts, but, maybe if I pass along your kind words…

YES! The ego of a honeycomb is not to be ignored, and he’s rotated himself into a new configuration:

Duck, I say, Duck! A round of pollen, or your best smoke, for the gentlebeings. And moosies. And maybe something for the clanks.

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