Originally published at: Accused crypto scammer is also a "rapper" and a "Forbes" blogger | Boing Boing
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Apologies if there is inappropriate or offensive material in there, because I made it through like five seconds.
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I nominate this for whitest story of the year… I know it’s only February… but it’s a strong contender already.
I’m afraid to look.
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Video link for the bbs
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One cringeworthy grift building on another. It’s the cryptocurrency way.
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Just a few seconds, but she reminds me of the girl trying to sell Madonna’s pubic hair in Linklater’s Slackers.
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That seems like an insult to the girl trying to sell Madonna’s pubic hair in Slackers…
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I just heard a story about this on All Things Considered and I don’t think they mentioned the rap angle at all. I am now Disappointed In NPR.
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Holy White People rapping Bat Person! 
She needs that day job, don’t quit girl.
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I’m sure they’ll have some jobs she can do during her prison stint…
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The crime which is stated as laundering stolen bitcoin is supposedly a theft via an “unauthorized transfer” from a particular bitcoin third party (?) bitfinex (which is offering a ~$400million reward for capture, will the DOJ collect it?). So once third parties are involved, much of the ballyhooed security assurances of blockchains are apparently nullified?
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There is no self own more complete than the phrase “email me” appearing in your lyrics. Please clap energy.
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Could we get a “Cringe” warning on these videos?
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If the still in the OP and in the YT video doesn’t give that away…
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I’m a 40something white suburban dad with no background whatsoever in music and I’m pretty sure I could make a less embarrassing rap video than that.
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OK, we’re waiting OG @Brainspore .
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Jeff Goldblum gave me second thoughts.
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