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I hope the lawyer included a “fee enhancement” clause in that retainer.
You’re doing great Dude, keep going!
He said maybe he was set up because he likes Trump, or goes on Tucker, or used to tell rape jokes, or attends porn conventions.
This sequel to Philip Roth’s “Portnoy’s Complaint” isn’t as entertaining as the original.
He’s right about cancel culture. When people are convicted of multiple counts of rape, they’re usually cancelled right into prison.
But why name drop the Bronzer-In-Chief? Maybe he thinks the guy’s still President and thus, if sucked up to fervently enough, a pardon will come his way?
His reasoning (insomuch as there is any) seems to be “lots of folks hate me because I like Trump, therefore it’s easy to find people willing to provide false testimony that I sexually assaulted people.”
Just keep on digging that hole, Davey boy. Keep on digging.
You know what I never see brought up in these stories? Reports never mention the brutal public stoning that the accusers of sexual assault endure.
There’s this annoying and inaccurate opinion that they’re “just in it for the publicity,” or something. But women who dare publicly accuse men of this type of behavior get truly raked over the coals.
It’s so unfair that he was “set up” just because he’s a rapist who’s a vocal fan of rape culture. /s
Wow, there aren’t many people who could be that dumb, I wonder-
Barstool Sports Dave Portnoy…
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
Ahh, Barstool, the worst, most assholish website, with the worst, most assholish staff, and the worst, most assholish fans.
Someone tell Dave if he throws himself into a woodchipper, it’ll really, really own the libs. Ohh, I’ll be SO MAD!
I dunno. This seems more like Portnoy’s Whine.
Used iOS reader view to read the paywalled article. Was disgusted.
strange that his lawyer advised against his flawless defense strategy: “I didn’t rape someone, people just don’t like me because I’m a colossal asshole”
Any comment from Josh Hawley yet?
It seems a shame to me that porn conventions are getting lumped in with the rest of this stuff.
If you don’t want to come off as a sleaze bag, try buttoning your shirt a little higher. Also, try not to rape.
(Did I just male slut-shame him?..not sure)
Christ, what an asshole.
Accused of rape, a rich guy makes sure everyone knows he also likes Trump and porn
Of course it does.