Across the Globe, with Jeff Sessions

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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/04/26/across-the-globe-with-jeff-se.html

Tom the Dancing Bug, IN WHICH U.S. Attorney General Jeff Sessions spans the world finding weird, exotic places and fun facts!

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My son has a great nickname for this little racist evil elf: Jeff Secessions

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:cry::disappointed_relieved::sob::sweat::sleepy::sneezing_face:

Now it has to be 9 charactets long?!?

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Isn’t he dead yet?

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Undead, I think.

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Elves live a long time. Even Drow.

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I really, really want to see this goober take a fall. A video of him at a klan rally, or dancing around in Sparkle Twilight Underoos, or hitting a bong in the parking lot of strip club.

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Or undeniable proof that he perjured himself to Congress

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Unfortunately, in our post-fact world, nothing is undeniable.

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I thought these were supposed to be funny… -_-

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I think he’s using the Strom Thurmond protocol.

Science cannot explain the effect; but certain liches of the confederacy are so intensely reactionary that they produce a small area of temporal distortion that allows them to age unnaturally slowly from the perspective of outside observers.

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I periodically check the Ashley Madison data dump for such folks on the off chance that this data hasn’t been mined to death yet.

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