Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/12/06/adapting-to-2020-is-not-a-simple-task-for-santa-claus.html
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Finally an explanation as to why parents say Santa won’t come until everybody has gone to bed. He’s trying to practice responsible social distancing when delivering gifts.
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Is he still offering curbside pick up on milk and cookies?
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Geo blocked, as usual. One day the karma will come due for the Canadian cable repackaging “industry” and they will pay for their black black sins. But that day is evidently not this day.
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What does Santa need Zoom for anyway?
He sees you when you’re sleeping, he sees you when you’re awake!
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And Bad Santa, instead of breaking into mall safes, steals parents’ credit card info off his website.
“Santa Claus sneaks in your house at night
He must be a dope fiend to put you uptight…
…What’s in that pipe that he’s smoking?”
–A. Guthrie
Oh, you better watch out,
You better not cry,
You better not pout,
I’m telling you why,
Santa works for the CIA
He’s making a list,
Checking it twice,
Gonna find out
Who’s a traitor, who’s spies,
Santa works for the CIA
He sees you when you’re sleeping,
He knows when you’re awake,
He’s gathering juicy Kompramat
Or maybe whack you for goodness’ sake!
Oh… you better watch out,
You better comply
You better submit,
I’m telling you why,
Santa Claus is working,
Santa Claus is working, Oh
Santa works for the CIA!
That was an awesome TV segment, btw!
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