"Aggressive chicken" terrorizing bank customers

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/05/05/aggressive-chicken-terrori.html

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"I despise a floggin’ rooster."

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Imagining these encounters would more entertaining with some zydeco playing in the background…

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Could be worse…

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Sounds like a real cock

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Sounds like a job for Murder Wasp.

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Wait.

A chicken attempted to jump into multiple vehicles.

In LOUISIANA

And no one let him? I mean, we’re talking about a state that has some damned tasty recipes for nutria.

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Probably pissed off that his stimulus check hasn’t been deposited.

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OMG! Why doesn’t somebody call a cat?

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Obviously not a tender chicken.

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Exactly. If I was harassed by an aggressive chicken like that, I’d soon be aggressively pestering my wife to try my aggressively spicy fried chicken.

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“EDF! EDF!”

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Chickens are just tiny dinosaurs.

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If it likes to jump into vehicles why not let it and drive it somewhere far far away?

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Tasty, tiny dinosaurs…

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That’s not a CHICKEN.

I would have thought that BB editors would be better at identifying cocks than this.

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