Airport "security" trays are filthy reservoirs of infectious agents

You could likely get away with saying that you have an allergic reaction to hand sanitizer and that you refuse to use it.

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Is it considered licking if your tongue is stationary?

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That’s what she said.

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For old time’s sake, here is the decontamination sequence from The Andromeda Strain (1971):

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Yes, absolutely. Most likely they’d just ask you to wash your hands before entering. When you have several thousand people in an enclosed space, nasty stuff like novovirus spreads like lightning. Hand washing is best, but slow, so they fall back on liquid sanitizer.

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Filthy reservoirs indeed.

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He stood in front of a piss soaked urinal 5 mins ago.

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Yeah, so?

Gawd, people worry about the silliest things.

/s, obvs!

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Fries need more salt! Mmmmm /gross

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I’m a bug.

/me pukes.

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