Al-Qaeda volleyball rules


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#2

Honestly, how do you find this stuff?


#3

This article was on reddit a few days ago, and I suppose a redditor just came across it on wikipedia.


#4

Great, now every Muslim volleyball player in America is going to have some guy with a fake beard show up at the next game all "say brother, do you want to engage in jihad?"


#5

I totally read that headline in a "San Dimas High School football rules" way.


#6

Am I alone in envisioning a Top Gun style volleyball montage of jihadists playing with Playin with the Boys in the background?


#7

What I don't understand is if Al-Qaeda is playing volleyball outside, wouldn't they be spending a good amount of the game with their faces upturned toward the ball.... and the lens of a Keyhole satellite? Maybe they only played on cloudy days.


#8

We are not there yet.


#9

Wait! Volleyball isn't unislamic? What if you do it to music?


#10

Just don't invite the girls and you'll be fine.


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