Alabama man wanted for allegedly giving his pet squirrel meth

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A quick update. The police finally captured the suspect

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Have we reached Peak Alabama yet?

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Not even close to it i’m afraid,

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But is this going to hurt his chances in the Alabama primaries?

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Alabama Man could be Panhandle Florida Man

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Because in Alabama, squirrels are not pets. They are for eating!

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I have eaten squirrel. It’s the poor man’s rabbit.

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So a lot of thick tendons and poultry like texture?

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Nuts not drugs!
Seriously, this kind of thing never ends well.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/uk/2005/oct/08/drugsandalcohol.patrickbarkham

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Stringy gamey meat that falls apart in stew and is inedible otherwise

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Which is why I welcome the owls who inhabit my trees.

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Owls are all well and good as long as you keep them out of your workplace

https://i.imgur.com/QM2xKlF.gif?noredirect(image larger than 4096KB)

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I was gonna say. If Floridians can read this news or comprehend it on TV, they’re gonna have to up the ante.

Have to say, Alabama is doing a sterling job of racing ahead in the silly stakes.

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Separately, am I reading too much into an equivalence between drugging squirrels and abortion? Are they the only activities that draw attention from the state?

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