Alien life form creates replica of parking meter

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They know better than try this in Southern California. We are way too sharp for that trick. Mark my words.

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They have many faces…
Observed in Austin:

Via some random yarn-bomb pinterest

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Honestly, I"m more concerned about the open, unashamed abuse of these humble public servants.

The article says “he was able to get the meter to work by hitting it a few times”. Would this have been acceptable if it were, say, a fire hydrant, barista, or toaster? No! But somehow, nobody thinks of the poor parking meter. So often we find them, lying at the roadside, abused, even sometimes disemboweled, but the very next day, they are back again, serving our overlords with calm and nobility.

Spare a thought for these quiet guardians of our roadways.

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Oh, come now, Mark. Aliens? That is obviously the work of brilliant historical precreationist Aaron Diaz.

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“No parking if meter broken or malfunctioning.”
That’s stupid and bullshit.

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Also,

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Timid Wallflower aliens avoid contact with native lifeforms by moving away from the curb.


Pictured here are the rare bifurcated northern meter replicants.

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