What happens when they get there? Huh?
You ever taken long road trip? When you get out of the car and the roadside attraction isnât what you thought, and there the amenities arenât culturally what you are used to, how do you feel?
Not like having a nice chat on the porch. I wouldnât trick aliens.
Why wouldnât they just think itâs a warning?
So Larry, what do you think would happen if the aliens that DO visit are those small-chin aliensâ biggest enemies, eh?
That would be easier to take care of than some raised beds⌠not so many tasty tomatoes though.
I built a 3 story bong to attract weed, nothingâs happened yet though.
Well OK! Debbie Downer!
Should work very wellâŚ
Heh it was growing all by itself in my parents urban back yard years ago now. Not sure how big my mom let it get before uprooting it.
Itâs the thought that counts!
mars tried this on us already and it diddnât really work
That looks a lot more like a chameleon than a monkey to me.
Looked like a monkey puking to me.
Dude should really have checked with his proctologist first. Some folks canât handle lots of probing.
(or, you know. . . so Iâve heard.)
Someone please tell the Scarlett Johansson robot guy that this is a âfarâ better use of free time and money. 
We already invited them to.
They fix the cable?
