Pretty decent. At least grammatically.
The Streisand effect
Could it be… ethics?
That sounds like one of mine; follow the d**n rules!
As California Ages, it doesn’t get around as much, but stays just as weird:
I’ll believe in these people when I can see them
Don’t mess with Texas Police Research, gentlemen!
No boob or sock or jammies money
When will THIS go on sale in the BB Store?
Uh… okay.
WE WISH
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The other dog is not worth your time.
Man builds massive extraterrestrial face in his backyard to help fund series on history’s most defiant women
Free-range, organic, cruelty-free, hormone-free, antibiotic-free, non-gmo internet.
Here’s a better one:
Tweet from the future
It’s the truth.
O… M… GEE…
That’s too perfect.
FFS, why does randomness have to be so uncannily lumpy?
The skinjobs are getting creative.
Eerie
Secret, warrantless bottles are the worst.