Man builds massive extraterrestrial face in his backyard to attract them

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They take Drumpf home with them.

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Space Log Jammin

Shhhhh.,ā€¦youā€™ve finally revealed the orange facepaint secret.

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What if they donā€™t have hands?

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Iā€™m sure our Reptilian Overlords wonā€™t take kindly to being greeted by a picture of those Grey wimps.

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Oh yeah. My bad.

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If that actually works, the people of St. Paul, Alberta are gonna be mighty peeved.

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So his plan is to ā€œtrickā€ extraterrestrial beings who have mastered interstellar travel, with some rocks?

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Scientists have all these expensive tricks up their lab-coat sleeves to hide from aliens. Be cheaper to just do this:

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Well, I hope the restrooms are clean!

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Iā€™m gonna start wearing a tinfoil hat, just in case it works.

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Who is Rosmo, and why isnā€™t his amusement park better-known?

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ā€œWeā€™re going to have a planetary forcefield, a fantastic forcefield, and weā€™re going to make the Neptunians pay for it.ā€

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How will that attract

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Or maybe you meant ā€œRoadside Picnic.ā€

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Looks like Mr. Mackie, mā€™kay?

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First thing I thought of:

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that giant dick i erected in my back garden has worked wonders for me.

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Yeah! All weā€™ve done is sent a bunch of robots, and are planning on manned missionsā€¦