Man builds massive extraterrestrial face in his backyard to attract them

33.7674 N , 117.1728 W marks the spot.

Big enough so it was ready to be ‘uprooted’? :wink:

So. . . Ted Nugent showed up then?

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I think you left out some innuendo. How about “That giant dick I erected in my back garden has done a bang up job”?

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Knowing my mom probably not also this was in the middle of the city so a big ass plant outside is going to get noticed. I am sure once the amusement value was gone it went away too.

Is that face even big enough to be visible from space?

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Shhh! The aliens might not realize that.

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damn, that’s better.

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Everyone else go home, this gets all the likes.

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They figured out faster than light travel, but still have low resolution cameras. Or do you mean, can they see it from their planet? In that case they can see all Trump billboards and that would scare them away.

I mean in the sense that things like the Great Wall are visible from space. IE: Man made construction you can see with your naked eye.

Edit: Ignoring the fact that the Great Wall isn’t actually visible from space apparently.

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The current Google Maps (Earth) view doesn’t have the completed alien head yet(*), but I do noticed he seems to to have already been making some shapes in his front yard.

(* - And let me tell you, there’s a sentence I never expected to type.)

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