Alligator scales fence

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I, for one, welcome yadda yadda yadda…

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All of us?

That is both adorable and terrifying at the same time.

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At least, until they get big enough to collapse fences.

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Hey now; have you eaten an Australian fence? Maybe they are poisonous?

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I’m still alive (checks; yep, still good), so of course I haven’t eaten an Australian fence! :wink:

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maybe it is a vegetarian alligator

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That gator is a known trouble maker. An instigator.

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Faster than the world’s fastest sprinters!

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The upside is that they typically aren’t inclined to chase after someone and if they do they aren’t going to sustain the sprint very long, but if its moving that fast it’s more reason to give them plenty of room.

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I’ll just avoid Florida (as if I wasn’t anyway).

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A resourceful alligator trying to evade a prison… I think I heard this One before…

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What about the aggressive spiders?

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Wat oy said goes, Fair dinkum cobber. The drop bears and bandicoots may be venomous but the fences are poisonous as your aunt millies go for all.

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Possible Queen fan

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Missed those! And I should have also mentioned the backup Alligator with a knife.

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Right after they gut the endangered species act, a gator just happens to invade a naval air station. Coincidence or the first step in Gators in f-18s?

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