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At least they are tethered. No long-life power source that fits in the body, yet.
Yet.
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Rudolf the red, laser of death, nosed robot dog.
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I knew something was wrong when I started feeling sorry for the dogs. Robots. Whatever.
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What do you think was in the truck!
They learned from Roomba to detach and go rogue, then return to charge up again as the hunt continues…
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I think we’re safe until they’re free of the power cable. Until then it looks like a Louisiana chain gang…
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And then the truck driver made the mistake of yelling at the one named Joey, and they all just quit.
Only if you don an ESD wrist strap and ground yourself beforehand. 
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Jesus. I hope they can’t climb trees - or have the laser eyes.
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Can you take them down with a taser?
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I think it’s real, but I don’t get why there’s a truck pushing them? 
There’s a big scoop out of camera view between the rear wheels of the truck.
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Wait’ll somebody puts the battery in backwards! 
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wait until the trail turns muddy.
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My Dear Wife says I have laser eyes. TMI?
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You’re in good company.
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Holy Guacamole! I said the very same thing last night when I was drunk, nobody was listening though.
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With great power comes great responsibility.
Also - can you spark up my spliff by looking at it?
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It’s going to be the robot wolves against the talking monkeys and the zombie pigs
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/17/science/brain-dead-pigs.html
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