“Stars and Bars” usually refers to this flag…
I imagine this spatula will be incorporated into some of the kinkier manifestations of U.S. patriotism.
The perfect Citizen Homewarming gift for @beschizza
And I know just where to get one!
Stripes. Like thirteen strips of bacon next to a mostly-blueberry pancake.
That is so 90s. Nowadays I go to a small specialty store that sells the kind of spatula once used by Hemingway,
What says God Bless America better than a Stars and Bars spatula?
A Smith & Wesson?
Yes, it’s Stars and Stripes. BTW I thought using replications of the flag was a no-no and a desecration. That said C&W has exploited it for years.
Needs a patriotic, militaristic slogan.
Like, “THESE COLORS DON’T RUN, though your eggs might.”
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