America's War on Creepy Clowns leads to 12 arrests in various states

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(sorry couldn’t find this in a more embedded form)

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Special task force has been assembled…

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I’d guess it would come down to how convincing the whiteface is…

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Somebody dressed in a funny way puts schools on lockdown?? Really??

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In some regions, the paranoia is eXtreme.

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First they came for the Clowns, and I did not speak out, because I was tied up in the back of a clown’s van.

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This makes me think of the Mooninite “bomb hoaxes” in Boston a few years back, (well before the marathon bombing).

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It’s cool how unseen forces coordinate so well.

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You know you’re just going to have to make up those days during the clown off-season*.

ETAddFootnote:
*Which is, obviously, a much better time then clown-off season.

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On a positive, budget-saving note, the police will be able to fit at least 50 clowns into one paddywagon.

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I’m wondering when the first African American Creepy Clown will get ventilated by his or her local law enforcement personnel…

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this comment deserves many likes

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But the wheels will fall off and later the police will have to run behind on the way to the station. Then they’ll get arrested for obstruction, being in charge of an unsafe vehicle, and suspected movement of illegal immigrants.

The screenplay is taking shape…Revenge of the Killer Clown Mutants? To be released in the UK as Red Nose Day (first, they came for the ringmasters…)

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“First they laugh at you, then they fight you…”

  • attributed to Creepy Clowns
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Hey, there is no way to know how many clowns (if any) were in that van, you’ve seen how many they can cram into those clown cars.

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“First they came for the clowns, and I said nothing…”

(too soon? too soon.)

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“Then they came for the mimes, and THEY said nothing…”

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I think we need some World War II-style propaganda posters warning of the clown threat.

People mentioned the IT reboot, but there’s a plethora of clown movies this Halloween season.

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This must throw a wrench in the works for people who do clowning for a living. Now anyone who buys clown supplies will fall under suspicion. Expect to see a “Red rubber nose” database registry in the near future.

Customer: Hi, I’d like to be some shoes.
Shoe salesman: Any particular style?
Customer: Yes, red floppy ones. Size 36.
Shoe salesman: Let me check in the back. Stay here. (Goes in back room and calls FBI).

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I have posted this one before in related evil clown siting threads here. Again, because it is one epic evil clown movie that should be watched.

If you dare…

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