Amusing website explains everything it knows about you, right down to the click

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/18/amusing-website-explains-every.html

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#Not today Google. Not today.

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Subject masturbating furiously.

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Fucking webcam

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Wait, I thought he was masturbating?

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Now it just needs to add commands…

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Christ, what an asshole.

uBlock origin and noscript, professional grade browsing. I bet you run SDC, too!

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Ah but can it tell me who I voted for?

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25 clicks per second? Even abusing Mouse Keys, I can’t break 16.

Reckon this requires advanced automated tools to bash without completely cheating.

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Well, now I’m playing a game.

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I don’t think that I have the fortitude to make it past 52%…

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It accused me of using a script to click ten times in one second ( I did). I’m at 61% of achievements. So excited.

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I’m at 71%, though a lot of the things that are left are a bit too tedious.

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I think I hit 46% and then realized what I was doing

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Opened it again this morning - I’m at 75℅ now.

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I’m at 77%. I eventually read the JS to figure out what was left to do. Certain things like “hold button down for an hour” or “open in Edge/IE” are not going to happen.

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I have a week in rural WI ahead of me - I just might have the time :wink:

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Argh, (as a Dutch person) the Dutch accent of the site annoys me.

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Is that a Dutch accent? I dig it!

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