Amusing website explains everything it knows about you, right down to the click

[beschizza]

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2016/11/18/amusing-website-explains-every.html

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[anon17141263]

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#Not today Google. Not today.

[Modusoperandi]

Subject masturbating furiously.

[anon81034786]

Fucking webcam

[chgoliz]

Wait, I thought he was masturbating?

[cntrfldr]

Now it just needs to add commands…

[agies]

Christ, what an asshole.

[Medievalist]

uBlock origin and noscript, professional grade browsing. I bet you run SDC, too!

[Boundegar]

Ah but can it tell me who I voted for?

[Jorpho]

25 clicks per second? Even abusing Mouse Keys, I can’t break 16.

Riimu's Cookie Clicker Optimizer

Reckon this requires advanced automated tools to bash without completely cheating.

[devophill]

Well, now I’m playing a game.

[crenquis]

I don’t think that I have the fortitude to make it past 52%…

[newliminted]

It accused me of using a script to click ten times in one second ( I did). I’m at 61% of achievements. So excited.

[nemomen]

I’m at 71%, though a lot of the things that are left are a bit too tedious.

[anon26304152]

I think I hit 46% and then realized what I was doing

[crenquis]

Opened it again this morning - I’m at 75℅ now.

[nemomen]

I’m at 77%. I eventually read the JS to figure out what was left to do. Certain things like “hold button down for an hour” or “open in Edge/IE” are not going to happen.

[crenquis]

I have a week in rural WI ahead of me - I just might have the time

[JimmyShelter]

Argh, (as a Dutch person) the Dutch accent of the site annoys me.

[anon27822705]

Is that a Dutch accent? I dig it!