An atomic bomb-proof strongbox protects the U.S. Constitution from terrorists and thieves

But you can add “Nicholas Cage’s Career” to the list.

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Yeah, but in the actual event, I don’t think anyone will be in any position to complain

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and nick cage

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“I said bring me the U.S. Constitution. What do you mean No? I’m the fucking president. Bring be the U.S. Constitution.” And so it will go.

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Sigh…

Trump will probably add his name to the signatures on the Declaration of Independence, in bigger letters than John Hancock.

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the most closely guarded pieces of paper on the planet.

Ah Trumps kind of language already creeps into common usage /s

“Best safe in the world. It’s true! Nobody builds safes better than we do. It’s fantastic!”

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