An atomic bomb-proof strongbox protects the U.S. Constitution from terrorists and thieves

[Skeptic]

@SenorSchaffer

OK. Check “U.S. Constitution” off my list of “What’s in Rob’s safe?” guesses.

But you can add “Nicholas Cage’s Career” to the list.

[Mister44]

Yeah, but in the actual event, I don’t think anyone will be in any position to complain

[MrHarley]

and nick cage

[soulb]

“I said bring me the U.S. Constitution. What do you mean No? I’m the fucking president. Bring be the U.S. Constitution.” And so it will go.

[Skeptic]

@soulb

“I said bring me the U.S. Constitution. What do you mean No? I’m the fucking president. Bring be the U.S. Constitution.” And so it will go.

Sigh…

Trump will probably add his name to the signatures on the Declaration of Independence, in bigger letters than John Hancock.

[FFabian]

the most closely guarded pieces of paper on the planet.

Ah Trumps kind of language already creeps into common usage /s

“Best safe in the world. It’s true! Nobody builds safes better than we do. It’s fantastic!”