You can lead a jackass to legal counsel but you can’t make him think.
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It’s not the judges fault he slept through the entire case.
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How am I not surprised she’d spell her own name incorrectly in her hashtag?
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And that question is, “Where’s Melania?”
Dry, at home, and with her loved ones.
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The tennis instructor?
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Dunno, but I couldn’t resist recycling the old Ted Kennedy jibe.
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There’s a verdict my tv says, the jury wants some time to fill out a form.
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And I don’t even smoke!
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First 11 counts guilty- more to go
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All 34 counts…
Guilty.
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And, um, let’s get @Brainspore some nicotine patches.
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