Analyzing all known Metal lyrics with natural language processing

Pronounced in bad German it would sound like the Swedish chef. Mertly crurr!

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Exactly! Blue Oyster Cult sound more like Blue Eryster Cult which sounds more like a octogenarian book club.

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“Dethharmonic”

I want to keep my money

And give away absolutely nothing

To the government who moderates my spending

and obliterates depending on what time of the year

brutality is nere

in the form of income tax

I’d rather take a fucking axe

to my face, blow up this place

with you all in it, I’d do it in a minute

If I could write off your murder

I’d save all of my receipts

because I’d rather you be dead

than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I’d rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home

I’d rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant

I’d rather you be dead

I’d rather you be dead

Prepare the laser-beam

I’m gonna use it tonight

Engage the laser-beam

It’s gonna end your life

I’m gonna use it tonight

If I could write off your murder

I’d save all of my receipts

because I’d rather you be dead

than lose a tiny shred of what I made this fiscal year

I’d rather you be dead than ponder parting with my second home

I’d rather you be dead than consider not opening a restaurant

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Least metal words should be accompanied by ukulele; deserves a new genre of its own.

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Mark E Smith, is that you?

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There’s at least sixteen of them here.

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Some great stuff in here!

Sublime enmangling steelbath
Of escheated atrocities

Escheated Atrocities did a Peel session in 1979, if memory serves.

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I suppose the results would skew very differently when limited to specific sub-genres of metal. I mean, where are the “de-” words?

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Google will show you 16, two in Spanish.

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