Iāll probably never understand the psychology involved with someone seeing this crap on TV and then having the thought āI really, really need to send these people my money.ā
I think I could join this cult if I get my hands on their LSD.
Canāt help but think of the subjects of Errol Morrisā 1978 documentary; āThe Gates of Heavenā.
āCold Noses at the Pearly Gatesā had me howling with laughter.
Wish they hadnāt edited out Jackās trademark instant bible quote insertions.
I donāt believe any proto-serial killer practiced on āghurrbills.ā
(yes, Iām mocking her sauced/tripping diction at 1:14)
If there are dogs in heaven, does that mean Christ died to save dogs? Just asking hereā¦
Was that an edit, or did she shortly after that bit say that people in jail werenāt religious?
Not quite, she actually said the rabbits and ghurrbills did a survey of people in jail, who are, of course, people who did not accept the lord as their savior. I suspect though that the incidence of heinous sins may have been underreported to the rabbits and ghurrbills. I mean, who could look them in the giant eye and admit to hurting alllllthoseanimals.
This made my day, thanks @Xeni!
Also, if you want to see an edit-free stream-of-consciousness-mashup-trainwreck, check out Pastor Melissa Scott.
This one is pretty restrained/heavy on the Xanax whereas this one is at the top of the manic peak.
Well, āGod Jesusā backwards spells āSusej Dogā.
Rexella Maeās accent perplexes me. According to wiki, she was born in Missouri, but that sounds a lot more upper Mid-westy to my ear.
Bless her heart, the facelift really matches the voice.
If dogs and cats then likely tigers and wolves. It would be mayhem.
Mock her pronunciation all you want, but at least she knows the goy of Gesus.
Butā¦Jesus wasnāt a goy. He was a Gew 
Missouri is a bit bipolar. Some people here sound like theyāre from the midwest or upper midwest, and others sound like theyāre from dixie. Thatās probably not an accident considering Missouriās role in the Civil War.
Can a pig go to heaven?
I suppose that depends on whether Jesus is still keeping Kosher.
Did Jean-Luc Godard edit this thing?
