Inspired by people trailing toilet paper.
I swear I just heard reality say ‘hold my beer’
Fashion be trippin’
You mean ankle mittens?
Not that I’ve noticed in the dead of winter on too many Northeast college campuses to count. I used to wonder if these sock-free kids just ran out of laundry. If a fake fad will get them to cover up exposed skin in cold temperatures, fine.
Here’s someone who understands. Ignore the kids-on-the-lawn yarn and stay on target people. It’s a-pair-ent that we need puns!
In a world where reality is increasingly as or more absurd than satire… no, ankle scarves are still obviously satire.
Leg warmers are still a thing though, sure you’ll look like a fashion refugee from 1980s but they are a thing.
And who is Jack?
Idiocracy, you’re talking about Idiocracy right?
Idiocracy was supposed to be funny. I am not trying to be funny.
Keep this story in mind the next time the corporate media declares that yet another centrist Dem is the fresh new hope for 2020.
I’m like a million percent down for BoingBoing to occasionally publish a dating profile for a commenter. But only if @beschizza interviews you and writes the profile.
Well, we already had the suggestion that @beschizza should be the Boing Boing agony aunt…
So why not add a lonely hearts section as well?
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Just popping in to point out what an incredibly bad idea this is.
I say we give it a try and see what happens.