Originally published at: Apes separated at zoo secretly made a baby through a glory hole | Boing Boing
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That’s right, loves, get your freak on however you can.
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That headline just keeps getting better as you read it.
Apes (yeah, I’m listening)
separated at zoo (okay, keep going)
secretly (you have my full attention now)
made a baby (what?!)
through a glory hole (spit take, choke on coffee, wake up dog)
Bravo, good sir, bravo!
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So much like us. . . .
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I have recently discovered – thanks to Amazon’s Deals of the Day – that there is a whole class of what we shall generously called literature concerned with the making of “forbidden babbies” (actual spelling). The ‘forbidden’ in this case seems to be because the spice of the romance apparently comes from a substantial generational gap between those involved, with the inconveniently-pregnant female protagonist typically being barely out of her teens, if that (if you need to take a short break to go “Ew ew ew”, I’ll wait).
Anyway, I’m afraid that it’s not going to be more than a couple of weeks before Amazon starts offering me books with titles like “Daddy’s Secret Hole-in-the-Wall Monkey Baby (A Forbidden Zoo Babbies Romance Book 1)”.
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If I were imprisoned for life, I would likely be doing that, too.
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Damn right Itoh is an agile gibbon. But putting the diameter of the gloryhole in the article just seems like TMI. Let the apes maintain some of their mystery!
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Gibbons? Clever animals.
Possibly test tubes and syringes were involved?
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How long until Chuck Tingle has “Pounded through a glory hole by a monkey”?
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Specifically an ape in this post but with glory holes does it even matter? 
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Sneaky fucker.
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I got stood up last time I went on a date.
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