Oh, Kickstarter eh? I dunno, i think it needs to hipster-ize itself 100% more by using handcrafted wood and aluminum.
And don’t forget the organic quinoa flour in the pods.
Another excuse to air the brilliant “Kill the K-Cup” video:
Some people on the Internet claim it’s possible to make a tortilla without a Flatev.
Cute, Mark.
My local tortilleria (which was half a block from my house until it relocated recently – a minor tragedy in my life) sold tortillas hot off the press for $1 a pound. I’m not sure I can buy masa that cheap at the grocery store.
far too complicated. This is all we need
On the one hand, I can’t buy cinnamon-flavored tortillas at my local grocery store.
On the other hand, I don’t know why I’d want to.
Demonstrably untrue. It has exactly one use.
Does separating suckers from their money count as one?
The whole point of something like this is that you can’t tweak anything about it - you’re locked into DRMed pods and a system that does only what it’s programmed to, so even if a tortilla maker was anything like a crepe pan (which it isn’t - at all), you still couldn’t make crepes unless it was officially supported. Whereas, if you just had a couple pans in your kitchen, you could make whatever you wanted to.
Still, as good as fresh from the tortilleria is, nothing beats fresh homemade. Particularly because you can make it to taste.
MMMMMM…10 dollar tortillas.
Surely. But the quality * convenience / price calculus was nearly unbeatable for most typical applications.
Please tell me you don’t use it like this:
NOOOOOOoooooooo!!!
It’s all coming true.
does it have wifi?
Yes, but it’s only 802.11b. Can you believe that shit?