Astrophysicist trying to invent coronavirus gadget is hospitalized for getting magnets stuck up his nose

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/30/astrophysicist-trying-to-inven.html

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A reminder that Int and Wis are different stats. :smiley:

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Is this rocket science? Snot-rocket science?

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Clearly 'snot!

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And “Remove Magnets” is a cleric spell?

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Smart bored people stuck at home, global menace.

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I just hope he doesn’t get a nose-ocomial case of COVID-19 while he’s there! HA! Ha! ha…ha…ha *weeps privately in isolation*

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Why did he do it? Nobody nose!

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No. No one knows how those fucking magnets work.

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I’m pretty sure he should have started with a shock collar. People are stubborn.

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The hero we deserve!

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ralphie

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It’s not science unless you end up with something unexpectedly stuck inside an orifice, I always say.

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Thank God no one told him to avoid scratching his ass.

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As is basically every stereotype about physicists.

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Or expectedly stuck if the experiment is repeatable.

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Domestic menace.

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This should work just fine:

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