Attempted Coup in the United States: Tracking Investigations and Fallout

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Not the sharpest sporks in the drawer.

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More peaceful tourist stuff

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Okay

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They’re asking to be considered enemy combatants. So the constitution doesn’t apply to them and they’ll be tried by military tribunals?

Before progressing- they should have a competency test.

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Just saw this. About time!

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30 days & a $500 fine.

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They should know what that looks like, right?

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I’d check to see when they said it, but doesn’t really matter. It’s not like anything has changed.

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Giggle Smile GIF

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Well, Newsweek still doesn’t know how to spell “coup” or “insurrection”…

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Steve, do you think they’ll let you wear three jumpsuits in prison?

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It’s like Adolf Hitler and Otis from Mayberry were gene-spliced…

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How does one predict something that’s been ongoing for years now?

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Same way a cat plans to accidentally fall off a table into a bucket of catnip.

Just tell everyone after the fact “I meant that. That’s a thing I meant to happen. That was deliberate. Yup.”

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I didn’t click. I assume he was purring with satisfaction as he said it? Rubbing hands together chuckling “I love it when a plan comes together”?

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Does Gina Haspel get a special citation for being injured in line line of duty for the CIA? Or jailed because the CIA isn’t allowed to work domestically?

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Jail, please!

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