Golly, I wonder if they’ll get their wish!
Maybe during hurricane season, even.
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Does this mean they are renouncing their citizenship, and the government can hold them indefinitely at Gitmo without trial? Is there a GoFundMe to help this along?
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Ooh, a handwriting analyst’s smorgasbord!
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No problem guys. Just testify that you are enemy combatants to the US and we’ll send you on your way. The “legal” pad is a nice touch! Were they out of bean can labels from the prison kitchen?
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Yeah I was looking a bit too long at the handwriting.
A friend explained to me years ago that German employers often do or did graphology on job applicant’s Handschrift. I don’t know if this still so much the case today.
ETA: typo
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Graphology? Everyone knows it’s the head bumps that matter!
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Are you stating the overall shape of one’s skull is of little importance?!?!
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Retrophrenology:
It works like this. Phrenology, as everyone knows, is a way of reading someone’s character, aptitude and abilities by examining the bumps and hollows on their head. Therefore - according to the kind of logical thinking that characterizes the Ankh-Morpork mind - it should be possible to mould someone’s character by giving them carefully graded bumps in all the right places. You can go into a shop and order an artistic temperament with a tendency to introspection and a side order of hysteria. What you actually get is hit on the head with a selection of different size mallets, but it creates employment and keeps the money in circulation, and that’s the main thing.
— Terry Pratchett, Men at Arms
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They’ll make up the difference at Guantanamo. 
(Insert Bugs Bunny one lump or two gif)
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Knowing the government, their appeal will be disregarded because they completed the form using a pen of the wrong color.
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Graphology won’t help with these grifter’s griffonage.
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Birds of a feather - shit all over democracy.
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Well, well…
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Nothing to see here…
Kelli Ward and her husband Michael Ward were presidential electors who would have voted for Trump in the Electoral College had he won Arizona. Both signed a document falsely claiming they were Arizona’s true electors, despite Democrat Joe Biden’s victory in the state.
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Bruh
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Dunfee, a church pastor, railed against “the socialists, the Marxists, the progressives” in a video before Jan. 6.
It’s almost like these “pastors” have no idea how Jesus operates.
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IIRC, he was more of a faith healer than a surgeon.
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why not both?
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Lawyers: Arizona GOP chair pleaded Fifth
a fifth or the fifth?
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