I wonder how much her home is worth?
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Biden has one, Trump needed one.
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I wish âtan suit politicsâ would become such a common term that it wipes out all subsequent examples of it (by making it obvious that itâs what Repubbies are doing with such trivial bullshit criticisms).
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He also has a moving bicycle, but Iâm sure the Secret Service would be happier if he didnât ride it around DC right now.
Trumpâs exercise is climbing in and out of golf carts, and somehow Biden is the feeble guy.
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Real Americans⢠spend their time doing one of two things
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digging coal with a pickax in a coal mine
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hanging out in a folksy diner talking to journalists about their economic anxieties
âExerciseâ is for ((( coastal elites )))
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Oh, donât limit them so much. They do lots of other things, too. Beat their children, shoot protestors, get into parent fights at little league games, road rage incidents, drunken diatribes about stronger drug legislation, we could go on for days.
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âoathkeepers.â
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Wednesday, January 20, 2021
Fly Away
And heâs gone. 3:35 until they switch the nuclear codes.
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2:20 now!
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As much as I could spend hours bitching about how problematic such a thing would be, I was truly hoping that during one of the debates Biden would get frustrated enough to straight up challenge the fucker to drop and do twenty pushups right then and there.
Not just as a display of strength and vitality, but as a demonstration of brain health; anybody reading this who is capable of doing twenty pushups on a momentâs notice can back me up here: the first thirty seconds after doing so is an excellent test of your nogginâs plumbing. If you doubt that, have someone pepper you with questions right before and right after.
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Trump reportedly considers forming his own party (aol.com)
That would be funâŚ
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On cue
Wednesday, January 20, 2021
What Will We Call The New Tea Party
It was a neat trick that for 4 years âTrump supportersâ were somehow distinct from âRepublicans,â and now we will inevitably have some other exciting new political movement that isnât precisely associated with either of them, but they love America and freedom and are skeptical of Democrats but could be persuaded (but never are).
They will be the protagonists of our politics story, as they always are. Angry, racist, relatively affluent white people who are covered obsessively by our political press who somehow never manage to convey who they actually are, who is funding them, and what they actually want.
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Best thing for them, I think. Break the Repugnicans into like 3 parties so they can really fine-tune their platform for their individual constituencies.
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We often joke around here that âTea equals pee,â so maybe the Pee Party?
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Thatâs Pence dispensed with. WaitingâŚ
And now the worst human being this country has ever produced is officially out of office.
ââŚnot by the example of our power, but the power of our example.â
I hate political speeches generally. This is one of the better ones, but one good turn of phrase means a lot to me.
That wasnât a poem, that was a master class in poetry.
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I am so all for diluting poisons.
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Capitol Police Officer Daniel Hodges (excerpt): âIt was absolutely my pleasure to crush a white nationalist insurrection, and weâll do it as many times as it takes.â âIf it wasnât my job, I would have done that for free.â
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I was reminded of the rats in a barrel speech from Skyfall.
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