Hah. I suppose in fairness the people most likely to have been there are, ironically, also the kind of people likely to lie about having attended something.
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Zip ties! Tactical gear! WTF!
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But he didnât actually use them, so there you go! 
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Yep.
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Prosecutors said that in the days after the January 6 attack, Garret Miller became obsessed with identifying the US Capitol Police officer involved in the fatal shooting of Ashli Babbitt and seeking âjustice.â According to court filings, Miller identified a Black police officer that he believed to be responsible for Babbittâs death and circulated the officerâs picture on Facebook.
âHeâs a prize to be taken,â Miller allegedly said of the officer, according to new court filings.
Prosecutors said Miller threatened to âhug his neck with a nice ropeâ and that âhe will swing.â Miller allegedly sent a picture of a rope tied to a noose to an associate over Instagram and said, "I had a rope in my bag that day
âI love you. Youâre beautiful.â
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Deep State Pizza Parlor time:
TUESDAY, MARCH 30, 2021
Grand Old Police Blotter
Representative Matt Gaetz, Republican of Florida and a close ally of former President Donald J. Trump, is being investigated by the Justice Department over whether he had a sexual relationship with a 17-year-old and paid for her to travel with him, according to three people briefed on the matter.
Investigators are examining whether Mr. Gaetz violated federal sex trafficking laws, the people said. A variety of federal statutes make it illegal to induce someone under 18 to travel over state lines to engage in sex in exchange for money or something of value. The Justice Department regularly prosecutes such cases, and offenders often receive severe sentences.
by Atrios at 17:48
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LOL, Gaetz floated the idea of retiring today and going to work for Newsmax. What a co-winky-dink.
Heâs a pretty creepy dude.
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so much genius.
The interview left Carlson visibly perturbed as he tried to have Gaetz elaborate furtherâŚ
âIâm not the only person on screen right now who has been falsely accused of a terrible sex act,â Gaetz said. âYou were accused of something you did not do so you know what this feels like.â
He also recounted a dinner [he] had had with Carlson, Carlsonâs wife, and a âfriendâ of his two years before. Carlson, grimacing agin, replied: âI donât remember the woman youâre speaking of or the context at all.â
oh tucker. those skeletons sure are trying to break down that door.
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Of course he doesnt remember a woman. She was a child.
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He is still innocent until proven guilty, even if all the evidence points towards him being guilty. The press have to go through this process to avoid being sued if he is found not guilty on some technicality.
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I declare defeat:
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Wwwwwwaaaaaat.
WEDNESDAY, MARCH 31, 2021
Pizzagaetz
Lots of adenochrome harvesting.
The federal investigation into Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz is focused on allegations that the junior congressman had a sexual relationship with at least one minor, and is scrutinizing the Republicanâs conduct not only in Florida but in other states too, three sources familiar with the investigation tell ABC News.
Writers just huffing glue and blurting out whatever bullshit they can think of.
Rep. Matt Gaetz, a Florida Republican known for his fierce allegiance to former president Donald Trump, had been under Justice Department investigation for months for a possible sex crime when two men approached his father with a proposal, people familiar with the matter said.
The men had learned of the investigation, they wrote to Don Gaetz, and wanted to offer an opportunity to help his son, the people said. He could give a huge sum of money to fund their effort to locate Robert A. Levinson â the longest held American hostage in Iran whose family has said they were told he is dead. If the operation was a success, he would win favor with the U.S. government and help alleviate Matt Gaetzâs legal woes.
by Atrios at 17:26
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What next, Iranian yellow cake or North Korean bitcoin operations?
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Sigh.
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Mariannette Miller-Meeks? Oh, come on. The âcorporate marionetteâ lines write themselves
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In wanna-be Georgia news:
In actual Georgia news:
I feel I have a moral responsibility to write letters, not that expect them to have any effect. Better get that done today.
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