Originally published at: Attention egg throwers: The Chicago Egg Hunters are coming to find you | Boing Boing
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You can’t scramble things anymore than that.
That ain’t over, easy…
Beat it with the puns, Papa…
Ok, but that really poaches me, down deep inside.
BTW: You usually like my yokes…
Wait wait, I’m hatching another one.
They are the eggmen.
We should coddle you?
Let’s keep things sunny side up, please.
That last joke in the podcast? I’d go with Cthulhu-ka-chu.
Is there a way to keep Air.tv from autoplaying the next video? I don’t see like a settings button like on youtube.
Anyway.
Obligatory.
I didn’t listen to the podcast but I’m pretty sure the perpetrator has been identified.
Something, something, egg pun
Not mentioned: Did the targets deserve it?
86 seperate assaults over about two years. I’d wager they weren’t deserving of the attacks. The assailant would want to have made a lot of enemies, been very calculating in his stalking, and then taken action in a very confusing and ineffective manner.
The organizer of the internet sleuths said their aim was often precise, so they must have been using an egg launcher. And they moved up from raw eggs to boiled, and sometimes frozen. Asshole.
Omelet you in on a little secret…
Just kidding. We’re all happy to see you finally coming out of your shell.