Baby loses her mind over a toy hen that lays eggs


#1

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#2

This was the poultry chaser I needed this afternoon. Thanks!


#3

That bloodcurdling scream! It seemed inhuman, like the shrieks of the Byakhee of the Plateau of Leng. I must not… must not listen! But how can one block out the sound of one’s own mind?


#4

That’s how I feel every morning reading the BBS.


#5

I don’t see what the big deHOLYSHIT! AN EGG JUST FELL OUT OF THAT THING!! WHAT THE FUCK?!


#6

You feel like an egg-laying toy hen?


#7

You say that she loses her mind - I say that she finds it!


#8

Doesn’t beat THE GOOSE


#9

The inhuman reaction illustrates that recentborns instinctively know baby jesus being substantiated as an egg from a chicken cannot be a real thing.


#10

No, he feels like he’s been passed out of a chicken’s cloaca.


#11

Reminds me a bit of my previous neighbours baby.
She perfected a bloodcurdling scream so loud and so high pitched i was genuinely starting to worry about glass shattering from it O.o

I’ve never been so glad to have new neighbours, the 3year old twins with the new ones are near silent relative to them :smiley:


#12

I can see that would pose theological problems.


#13

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