I just realized the headlines has the word “backhoe” in it, and I didn’t work it into my joke and now I feel ashamed…
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Meh. That pollen count still fits on the scale. The counts around my place sometimes top it by double or triple.
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I’m sure that could be a money-making spa treatment in some weirdo foreign culture - like, say, Beverly Hills.
“The tree can’t deny you his essence…stay young and fertile forever.”
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This. We’ve got two large pines in the backyard, and when they start to bloom, the dust on your car isn’t dust. It’s pollen.
Buuuutttt… it does make me remember a cool science experiment involving pollen (which apparently has a crazy high surface area to volume ratio) in which pollen sitting on a shelf in a coffee can, with a lid on, is blown via tube over a lit candle. BOOM! Maybe I’ll brush some off the car this summer and amuse the GirlChild.
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I like how he retreats before the pollen hits him.
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Heavy plant tickles heavy plant.
" I will keep the color in your eyes when no other in the world remembers your name."
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Go outside, they said.
I’ll be fun, they said.
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