Backhoe operator releases "pollen bomb" by tapping tree

[Rusty_Blazenhoff]

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/05/09/backhoe-operator-releases-po.html

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[weekendlites]

That tree has been edging all morning. Then one touch

[Mister44]

So basically giant cum shot video on the cover of BB

[oncebce]

@weekendlites

That tree has been edging all morning

@Mister44

So basically giant cum shot video on the cover of BB

So… did you two just find your way over from here, or what?

[Papasan]

My asthma says no thanks.

[Jorpho]

The tree spirits are angered

[R.Birks]

@Rusty_Blazenhoff

the pollen count is high in that area

Entirely as a result of this one incident, too.

But seriously, conifers are wind pollinated and if you shake them it’ll make a cloud. I did one of my early Instagram posts about it. https://www.instagram.com/p/BGzg5UdosQ0/

[failquail]

@Jorpho

The tree spirits are angered

The tree spirits are aroused

[Melz2]

ALL of the NOPE.

[Lexicat]

Mmm-mmm… bathing in tree jizz.

[Taniwha]

what, no trigger warning? the back of my throat is now crazy itchy and probably will be all day

[Mindysan33]

Stupid sexy trees.

[NickyG]

@Jorpho

The tree spirits are angered

You sure that’s not titilated?

[Akimbo_NOT]

Trees have no shame.

[failquail]

[roomwithaview]

That’s the hottest looking tree!
I’d like to climb the, uh, branches, yeah, the branches!

[roomwithaview]

@NickyG

You sure that’s not titilated?

Only mammals have tits…

[NickyG]

@roomwithaview

Only mammals have tits…

Google image search definitely disagrees!

[epk]

This will be my backyard any day now. 100 foot pine trees are real nice in summer, in spring, the wind blows and the air turns yellow. It’s like a coating of snow on your car. If snow was genetic material.

[rob_bray]

A little tree-massage, with a happy ending.