Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/05/09/backhoe-operator-releases-po.html
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That tree has been edging all morning. Then one touch
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So basically giant cum shot video on the cover of BB 
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So… did you two just find your way over from here, or what? 
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My asthma says no thanks.
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The tree spirits are angered
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Entirely as a result of this one incident, too.
But seriously, conifers are wind pollinated and if you shake them it’ll make a cloud. I did one of my early Instagram posts about it. https://www.instagram.com/p/BGzg5UdosQ0/
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The tree spirits are aroused
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ALL of the NOPE.
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Mmm-mmm… bathing in tree jizz.
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what, no trigger warning? the back of my throat is now crazy itchy and probably will be all day
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Stupid sexy trees.
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You sure that’s not titilated?
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Trees have no shame.
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That’s the hottest looking tree!
I’d like to climb the, uh, branches, yeah, the branches!
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Only mammals have tits…
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Google image search definitely disagrees!
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This will be my backyard any day now. 100 foot pine trees are real nice in summer, in spring, the wind blows and the air turns yellow. It’s like a coating of snow on your car. If snow was genetic material.
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A little tree-massage, with a happy ending.
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