Backhoe operator releases "pollen bomb" by tapping tree


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/05/09/backhoe-operator-releases-po.html


#2

That tree has been edging all morning. Then one touch


#3

So basically giant cum shot video on the cover of BB :confused:


#4

So… did you two just find your way over from here, or what? :wink:


#5

My asthma says no thanks.


#6

The tree spirits are angered


#7

Entirely as a result of this one incident, too.

But seriously, conifers are wind pollinated and if you shake them it’ll make a cloud. I did one of my early Instagram posts about it. https://www.instagram.com/p/BGzg5UdosQ0/


#8

The tree spirits are aroused

:wink:


#9

ALL of the NOPE.


#10

Mmm-mmm… bathing in tree jizz.


#11

what, no trigger warning? the back of my throat is now crazy itchy and probably will be all day


#12

Stupid sexy trees.


#13

You sure that’s not titilated?


#14

Trees have no shame.


#15


#16

That’s the hottest looking tree!
I’d like to climb the, uh, branches, yeah, the branches!
:joy:


#17

Only mammals have tits…


#18

Google image search definitely disagrees!


#19

This will be my backyard any day now. 100 foot pine trees are real nice in summer, in spring, the wind blows and the air turns yellow. It’s like a coating of snow on your car. If snow was genetic material.


#20

A little tree-massage, with a happy ending.