Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - Final Round - Bastion

A quick radio back to the Coleridge:

@Kassandra
TRADE Analytical_potato @Donald_Petersen
PAY newliminted 135
PAY rkt88edmo 44
MISSION 5
END

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  > iotrap.glutnix: 0xf1132a1f18e9b51af3775557ada403bdcb1e8fc5

trade analytical_potato @donald_petersen
mission 5


“Roger that, glutnix - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ trade analytical_potato @donald_petersen
✖ pay newliminted 135
   [ERR] Player '135' does not appear to exist in this reality. :(
✖ pay rkt88edmo 44
   [ERR] Player '44' does not appear to exist in this reality. :(
✔ mission 5

Try Pay 135 newliminted

Etc.

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@Kassandra
TRADE Analytical_potato @Donald_Petersen
PAY 135 @newliminted
PAY 44 @rkt88edmo
MISSION 5
END

“Gosh, you’d think after 10 missions, Kassandra’s mission processor would have learned more about how beings process natural language… especially seeing how fluent in Northwestern Moosese she was.”

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  > iotrap.glutnix: 0xac30b7e98d30d653b1b1b70612195c6cfc849551

trade analytical_potato @donald_petersen
pay newliminted 135
pay rkt88edmo 44
mission 5


“Roger that, glutnix - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ trade analytical_potato @donald_petersen
✔ pay 135 @newliminted
✔ pay 44 @rkt88edmo
✔ mission 5

“Had to access some of the deeper subsystems for this one. Phew.”


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“Anyone else? Going once? Going twice? Gone!”


    CURRENT STATUS:      HIBERNATION
    ORDER PROCESSING:    OFFLINE
    INCARNATION:         0x02a3574d9cfff0f9a13472383d885e28af37cefa

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Wait wait wait!

I want an escape pod!

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Cheer up prickle pants, you’d look terrible in a pot.

(unlike us lobsters… Sigh )

LET’S LOCK AND LOAD!!!

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Oh baaa-diiii-es! :musical_note: I’m just a helpless little human youngling. :notes: Come and get me…

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Princess Rembrandt skitters up to the pod bay, tail twitching, nictating membranes nictating. Flicks tongue.

Princess Rembrandt: “Dakota! Dakota. I’ve had this since Charybdis. I’d like you to have it. It’s always brought me good luck,and well, anyway, it’ll look better on you. Good luck you two.”

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Let the wild rumpus start

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#YEEEEEEEEEEEE HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

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OK Seriously. Do you just google these pictures, or do I need to report you for animal cruelty?

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I assume Watney’s used to this sort of thing, which made my decision easy. It was going to be the Princess, but she showed concern for my well-being.

@Kassandra SUPPLEMENTAL
If I have time and the juice for a RED, please give it to me. RED and ORANGE make SURVIVAL.

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@codinghorror Please close this thread at your convenience. Thanks!

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