Not voluntarily, perhaps.
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> iotrap.monkeyoh: 0xaf4ebe940bacef405880b9a8aabbbd22cf0079aa
pay 40 @wisconsinplatt
mission 2
“Roger that, monkeyoh - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”
✔ pay 40 @wisconsinplatt
✔ pay 82 @rkt88edmo
✔ mission 2
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“Uhh… lessee, two Lidars, a mass spectrometer, three fluorometers…”
“Boss, whaddaya doing? It’s time to suit up!”
“Inventory, now shaddap, yer messin’ with my count.”
“Where in hell didja get all this stuff?”
“Crewmates. Desperate times. They want me to take out the Bogey, think I’ve got the best shot.”
“Are they right?”
“…”
“Are they wrong?”
“…”
“Boss?”
“I don’t think they’re wrong. Help me shift all this gear.”
ssshhhh-klik!
“You gonna need a hand? I’m pretty good with guidance systems, I can help aim…”
“Not this time, Shithead.”
“Awright Boss. You got all this stuff?”
“Yeah, yeah.”
“You know what the resale value on this shit is, right?”
“Yeah, yeah.”
“Well, here’s where we part ways. Escape Pod #3. The one with my name on it.”
“Looks cramped.”
“Plenty of room for a Felinoid. Plus a Reptiloid. And a whole lotta loot.”
“Shaddap, Jonesy.”
“Just sayin’. You sure about this, Boss?”
“…”
“Boss?”
“Hold on a sec. I gotta make a call.”
klik-fzzt! Spark! Crrrackk!
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“Psst! Hey, Kass! Kassandra! Do you read? Hey, I gotta amend my orders! Kass! KASSANDRA!”
“Boss. Just use the discreet comm channel in my quarters.”
“Huh? What discreet comm channel?”
“Christ, Boss, don’t you ever read the brochure?”
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What the hell, we’re facing our most perilous hour and you’re threatening your team mates? Your fellow scavengers that have covered your back? How the hell can any of us trust you now?
Who wants princess potato pants covering their six now? You heard him go after the 
.
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I have it on good authority that he was involved in acts of Space Piracy.
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Found wadded up on the durasteel deck in the center of the recently-vacated quarters of Scavenger Third Class Tex Ass, codename “Tea.”
Scrawled in purplish-green ichor on the reverse side:
What Would Ssskipper Do?
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Something foul in the ship’s head, probably.
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I don’t start fights but I’ll certainly end 'em.
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Just the one really. Well, okay, three I guess. Depends on how you really feel about stuffed pasta shells.
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> nagbot 0x46c99028a06e1d290ae2395b074f4e753d2136ad
TIME REMAINING : 0d 6h 35m
SUBMISSION DEADLINE: 2017-03-26 19:00:00 -0400
@critter
“…check…okay…check…good…mmhmm. Except for you folk, everyone else is accounted for. You should file orders!”
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Seriously? You’ve got time to give me crap but can’t figure out what you’re doing?
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Oh, I’m Perfectly calm about what I’m doing, things seem quite Normal to me… You seem a bit agitated, though.
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Keeping a close eye on those escape pods?
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Okay Kassie, seems some people around here need to know how many they’ll have to shove out of the way getting into the escape pods.
TRADE GREEN @OtherMichael
USE GREEN RIOT_SHIELD 112
MISSION 2
END
Snip snip snap, gonna catch some bugs in my trap.
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> iotrap.critter: 0xc0c466f043bdeff3e4c2390b49f7820255ed7a98
“Roger that, critter! Your orders now on file for this round are:”
✔ trade green @othermichael
✔ use green riot_shield 112
✔ mission 2To avoid being further sprinkled with pelletised carbo-proteins, the bride and groom jump into the strange living escape-pod-nipple-thingy.
“Wow, what a send off! And such beautiful replicated gifts, on such short notice!”, shouts Dakota
“Thanks everyone! Best of luck with the biological space terror! We’ll send you (or your next of kin) a postcard from Epsilon Ceti B II!”
@Kassandra
TRADE Analytical_potato @Donald_Petersen
GIVE @newliminted 135
GIVE @rkt88edmo 44
MISSION 5
END
The escape pod releases and jets off in the intended vector, revealing JUST MARRIED brushed hastily (pastie-ly?) around the pod’s areola.
In space, no-one can hear the clattering tin-cans attached to the exhaust port.
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> iotrap.glutnix: 0x491ec9e71de4e2de8acb227f9f7c66622db9adbb
mission 5
“Roger that, glutnix - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”
✔ trade analytical_potato @donald_petersen
✖ give @newliminted 135
[ERR] Alas, but I have no way to parse 'give @newliminted 135' as a command. :(
✖ give @rkt88edmo 44
[ERR] Alas, but I have no way to parse 'give @rkt88edmo 44' as a command. :(
✔ mission 5