Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - Final Round - Bastion

I have 121 juice, which would leave you about 20 short of a RED glob

cmon people

LETS GET THIS SHIT TOGETHER

FEWER SACRAFICIAL LAMBS PLEASE

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I gave some juice to Moose. Can I also let loose with some juice to save someone else’s caboose?

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I am running the juice calc, given it is close to LAUNCH not sure it will help, but for those wishing my moosenumerary services they should be completed shortly

How to mental math when you are moose

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Done!

@Glutnix Please give 135 Juice to @newliminted and 44 to myself, save that one lucky juice for your new abode, Please send Analytical_potato to @Donald_Petersen

and Browf, Dakota - remember the Coleridge.

@messana <- pls consider mission override orders given that @Glutnix has previously provided his instructions to add the above to his mission orders.

@newliminted <-youshould now have the juice to purchse RED @messana please consider updating his orders

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I believe I have 68, let me know if any more are needed.

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Watney’s music collection needs to go into an escape pod, at any rate.

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you are at 67, please send me 66

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If there are any errors, you know who to blame!

Bizmail Start juice Transfer juice use juice Juice remaining
trade fluorometer @donald_petersen :heavy_check_mark: use gold :heavy_check_mark: mission 1 113 113

Othermike 138 15 -153 0
:heavy_check_mark: mission 2 :heavy_check_mark: pay 75 @critter :heavy_check_mark: use green thermoptic_camoflage 153

old 94 -90 4
:heavy_check_mark: trade fusion_engine wisconsinplatt :heavy_check_mark: pay 90 othermichael :heavy_check_mark: mission

daneel 78 -78 0
:heavy_check_mark: trade mass_spectrometer @donald_petersen :heavy_check_mark: use red swan_wing 78 :heavy_check_mark: mission 2

gwaar 156 -156 0
:heavy_check_mark: mission 2 :heavy_check_mark: buy green :heavy_check_mark: use green lidar 106

uphill 67 -60 7
:heavy_check_mark: use gold :heavy_check_mark: pay 10 gwwar :heavy_check_mark: pay 50 donald_petersen :heavy_check_mark: trade fluorometer donald_petersen :heavy_check_mark: mission 3

spbanana 67 67
:heavy_check_mark: trade fluorometer @donald_petersen :heavy_check_mark: mission 2

glutnix 180 180
M5

WIPlatt 34 30 -63 1
:heavy_check_mark: pay 10 @donald_petersen :heavy_check_mark: use green fusion_engine 63 :heavy_check_mark: trade gold @bizmail_public :heavy_check_mark: mission 1

MonkeyOh 177 -40 137
:heavy_check_mark: pay 40 @wisconsinplatt :heavy_check_mark: mission 2

penguin 50 50
:heavy_check_mark: trade targeting_algorithm donald_petersen :heavy_check_mark: mission 2

Donald P 0 100 -110 -10
:heavy_check_mark: use green parabolic_antenna 110 :heavy_check_mark: trade gold @daneel :heavy_check_mark: mission 4

Dreamboatskanky
:heavy_check_mark: pay 100 donald_petersen :heavy_check_mark: mission 3 151 -100 51

newlimited 166 166
M4 x3

rkt88edmo 121 31 152

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Recommendations on Juice

@monkeyoh - you appear to have 137 remaining, please send me 82 juice and I can get a red, best use would be to give it to you or @bizmail but I don’t know that we have enough time left to coordinate multiple transfers.

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@kassandra SUBMIT
TRADE Telepathic_Mesh @Donald_Petersen
Pay 10 @Donald_Petersen
Pay 1 @daneel
Pay 1 @gwwar
Pay 1 @OtherMichael
Buy RED
Mission 2
END

Yous guys driving your juice to ZERO, gotta save that lucky shiny penny!

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  > iotrap.rkt88edmo: 0xa1becaec4004c4fe7f86b100501602f42598ba3d

“Roger that, rkt88edmo! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ trade telepathic_mesh @donald_petersen
✔ pay 10 @donald_petersen
✔ pay 1 @daneel
✔ pay 1 @gwwar
✔ pay 1 @othermichael    
✔ buy red
✔ mission 2
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@Kassandra
Trade fluorometer @Donald_Petersen
Pay 67 @rkt88edmo
Mission 2
END

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  > iotrap.steampunkbanana: 0xa3586f45383d6c8e2c32d18025dfd2ab047a01f2

trade fluorometer @donald_petersen
mission 2


“Roger that, steampunkbanana - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ trade fluorometer @donald_petersen 
✔ pay 67 @rkt88edmo 
✔ mission 2

“You know something? You seem nice.”


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zero juice?

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Fine. It’s only money when I’m facing some kind of organic death monster that has hulled out some previous fleet.

It’s not like this would be the first time I’ve faced certain death with no money.

@Kassandra
Trade fluorometer @Donald_Petersen
Pay 66 @rkt88edmo
Mission 2
END

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  > iotrap.steampunkbanana: 0x9e0c947db5a687fa435985adbdc0fd5258a766c6

trade fluorometer @donald_petersen
pay 67 @rkt88edmo
mission 2


“Roger that, steampunkbanana - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ trade fluorometer @donald_petersen 
✔ pay 66 @rkt88edmo 
✔ mission 2
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I am lead to believe that cheetos taste rather good. He shall live with us always, in our hearts forever and in our excretory systems (if we have them) temporarily.

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@SteampunkBanana

That is a low blow from somebody who’s avatar is literally a pale shadow of mine own.

For anybody else who wishes to vote, I ask but one question -

#What would you rather have in your company: a yellow banana, or a RED BANANA?

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You voted for me so obviously I’m going to vote for you.

That’s how fairness works!

Either way I’m not going. If the lobster wants to find out what happens so badly he can go check it out.

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But yours was a revenge vote; mine was made out the windings of my clockwork heart, uncorrupted by base influences!

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