Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - Round 2 - Swan Song

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  > iotrap.old: 0xff2505a851ceda78db4b888b32fe9f86e317bf0a

“Roger that, old - these orders have been submitted! You can overwrite these orders with a new submission.”

✔ buy lidar
✔ buy harpoon_gun 
✔ mission 1
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Very nice. While symmetry isn’t always required when optimizing the aesthetics of one’s exosuit, I certainly do believe that the balance achieved with double LIDAR setup is both pleasing to the eye as well as less inhibiting to movement in one’s exosuit. Particularly given the high center of gravity I’ve used in my rack mounting configuration.

They say that in space no one can hear you criticize their fashion - but you know they are thinking it anyways.

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http://www.tridentconcepts.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/6877566.png

My suit keeps telling me I have 8 extra juice boxes and it’s getting really anoooooooying. If anybody needs to borrow some juice, maybe I could lend some to you and then the suit would stop bothering me.

STOP IT SUIT!!! BE QUIET! NANANANANANA! I CAN’T HEAR YOU!!!

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#IS THIS BETTER? CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW? I’LL PASS ON THE JUICE THOUGH.

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@Kassandra
BUY LIDAR
BUY Duct_Tape
PAY 2 Donald_Petersen
MISSION 2
END

Hope you don't mind some company
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  > iotrap.penguinchris: 0xa9affd6c3fdbc93aaf572d43da15f33fa0da3c3d

“Sorry penguinchris, but I don’t know how to parse ‘’.”

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I/O ERROR 0XC00000E9
PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE 

Where is my any key?
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Looks like it’s missing a ‘submit’ after the @mention

Since the ‘check’ option doesn’t seem as useful as I thought it might be, the default should probably be ‘submit’. I’ll tinker with that for next week’s run.

PS - These orders have been filed manually for the time being, no need to find that any key.

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> nagbot 0x4b9e6425244a3cc90a19768fe532e46db06a723a

@othermichael @sealion

“…check…okay…check…good…mmhmm. Except for you folk, eeryone else is accounted for. You should file orders!”

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Seems odd I would have difficulty interfacing with a computer! But, hey, I'm only human.
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@Kassandra SUBMIT
BUY LIDAR
BUY IMPACT_GEL
BUY DUCT_TAPE
MISSION 2
END

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  > iotrap.sealion: 0xe48b227c2d466fd1ebf932984fc45488d197de1a

“Roger that, sealion - these orders have been submitted! You can overwrite these orders with a new submission.”

✔ buy lidar
✔ buy impact_gel
✔ buy duct_tape
✔ mission 2
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MIssion 2 – can’t wait to see what you find in the Airlock!

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A mammal can hope

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Careful there, human pinniped.

–Hans Laudnau
Space Lobster

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Humie?

Shine on me, crazy sealion.

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You reached for the secret
too soon
You cried for the moon
Shine on, you crazy Sea Lion
…
Nobody knows where you are,
How near or how far
Shine on, you crazy Sea Lion

Let’s hope those ancient and mystical seer of visions weren’t too prophetic!

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“Back in a bit, feeling this strange urge to write some haiku…”

    CURRENT STATUS:      HIBERNATION
    ORDER PROCESSING:    OFFLINE
    INCARNATION:         0x2f69a69183fbe823568474a270d21403688f5a06
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@KASSANDRA SUBMIT PAY STEAMPUNKBANANA 2 BUY DUCT_TAPE MISSION 3 END

This bloody cheap monocle gives me such tunnel vision I could not see the stats to the right of HP. That changes everything!

#MIND BLOWN

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“Oh fine, fine. I was still packing up anyway and hadn’t left the substrate…”

✔ pay steampunkbanana 2
✔ buy duct_tape
✔ mission 3

“I’ll add these to the docket, @othermichael! Now where was I…”

The void, vast and deep
Stars hang like bright snow in space
Time for real salvage

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