Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - Round 3 - Swan's Way

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Unless we die doing so. Like I almost did, when I was stranded on Mars. Taunting death isn’t something that I recommend when your resources are limited. That said, doesn’t sound like many others can do this job, and it’s got to be done.

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These orders will almost certainly change, but I wanted Tom Ratchetcrank and Brian to know that I am paying back their loan – with interest!

@Kassandra SUBMIT
PAY 2 critter
PAY 2 uphill
BUY Repairs
MISSION 4
END

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  > iotrap.bizmail_public: 0x158c94ca3be552dd2b9f270d2ace324a9d9b1a6b

“Roger that, bizmail_public! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ pay 2 critter
✔ pay 2 uphill
✔ buy repairs
✔ mission 4
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Is this on…(tap)(tap)(tap)

@Kassandra SUBMIT
BUY Repairs
BUY Armor_Plates
BUY Impact_Gel
BUY Impact_Gel
MISSION 2
END

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How very odd - Kass isn’t seeing that post at all? Digging into it!

ETA: By gum, this might be a new Discourse bug. For the moment, these orders will be filed manually until I can rouse the powers that be and figure out what’s going on.

Definitely odd. Some accounts create @notifications properly. Some do not. Yours appears to be one of the “lucky” ones that is not creating notifications for @mentions at the moment @wisconsinplatt

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  > iotrap.wisconsinplatt: 0xb7d69df673e3c4c94eb9460bedc76e38d42815f3

“Roger that, wisconsinplatt! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ buy repairs
✔ buy armor_plates
✔ buy impact_gel
✔ buy impact_gel
✔ mission 2
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  > iotrap.wisconsinplatt: 0xf020c08273021f1203e9079b2d4e600ce01176a5

buy repairs
buy armor_plates
buy impact_gel
buy impact_gel
mission 2

“Roger that, wisconsinplatt - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ buy repairs
✔ buy armor_plates
✔ buy impact_gel
✔ buy impact_gel
✔ mission 2
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If I end up dying, I’m going to be really angry.

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Yup, that’s exactly what my face will look like.

Let’s do this.

@Kassandra SUBMIT
MISSION 5
END

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  > iotrap.monkeyoh: 0x29e5b328c2daeacf5f89c9e4a8517c13ac8493d6

“Roger that, monkeyoh! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ mission 5

“You should have seen the last crew we had on board. What a buncha jerks. Kept trying to reprogram the replicators in the mess.”

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“Don’t dig up the radioisotope thermoelectric generator,” they said.
“Don’t drive halfway across Mars and steal a spaceship,” they said.
“Don’t expose yourself to hard radiation in the engine drives of an abandoned starship,” they said.

Well, as someone who has survived all of that and more, what the hell, let’s cut loose. Dr. Omicron was an incredible team player and I thoroughly enjoyed his keen scientific mind. Theodore Rump, well, I guess it was nice he was there. I don’t recall seeing him actually doing much other than pulling at that gold-foil thing on the wall with the giant radioactive symbol painted on it, that may account for that radiation, it’s tough to tell.

But, we’re at a decision time, do I let my colleagues down or do I, once again, science the shit out of it and come home covered in glory, jump dust, and a loose collection of hair clumps that I’ll probably just want to wear a hat to avoid freaking everyone else out or meekly go gently into that eel-infested waters of the cargo hold?

Take Mission 1’s Raw Deal? I’ll give you a LOOK THAT COULD KILL.
Join the Cutting Crew? I’ll DIE IN YOUR ARMS instead.
BLINDED BY SCIENCE? Buddy, I’ve already got a cane.
Hold me now? It’s HARD TO SAY I’M SORRY.

Let’s get ready. LOVE ME SEXY.

@Kassandra SUBMIT
MISSION 5
GLORIAM ET HONOREM ET DOCTORES
END

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  > iotrap.steampunkbanana: 0x8bc4df1db28b21b2162a8220ca5aa2990e2d9737

“Roger that, steampunkbanana! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ mission 5
✖ glory and honor and doctorates
   [ERR] Alas, but I have no way to parse 'glory and honor and doctorates' as a command. :(
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You best find a way!

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“I’m just wondering where in blazes she learned Latin. I just checked and that certainly isn’t part of Kassie’s sentience specification…”

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Maybe she’s finding ways to find a way.

A way to GLORIAM!
To HONOREM!
To DOCTORES!

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“Dakota, lock in these orders, would you?”

@Kassandra
PAY 20 daneel
BUY Repairs
BUY Repairs
BUY Blaster
BUY Blaster
MISSION 1
END

“These look good to me. So we’re specialising in firePOWer?”

“Yeah, @bizmail_public Hans Landau and I had a POWwow and because I’ve got one of the strongest firepowers, I should specialise in shooting things up, like eels this round, so everyone wins! We’re helping!”

“I like it, I like it! What’s good for the herd is good for me!”

“Our GLOry days are catching up on us again, Dakota! Things are looking up!”

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  > iotrap.glutnix: 0x07f1e8c603fc11838b43d4b56cd4f3a8ff1a770c

“Roger that, glutnix! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ pay 20 daneel
✔ buy repairs
✔ buy repairs
✔ buy blaster
✔ buy blaster
✔ mission 1

“You should have seen the last crew we had on board. What a buncha jerks. Kept trying to reprogram the replicators in the mess.”

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Are you trying to bribe me for something, spiked meat sack?

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“Oops, that’s supposed to be for Spike Greenham (@uphill). Just a clerical error.”, said Dakota.

@Kassandra
PAY 20 uphill
BUY Repairs
BUY Repairs
BUY Blaster
BUY Blaster
MISSION 1
END

“Though, with all the damage we all took last mission, we could do with a Cleric…”

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  > iotrap.glutnix: 0x2661fbf79504b5c94cf19824c65acc0e403384e3

pay 20 daneel
buy repairs
buy repairs
buy blaster
buy blaster
mission 1

“Roger that, glutnix - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ pay 20 uphill
✔ buy repairs
✔ buy repairs
✔ buy blaster
✔ buy blaster
✔ mission 1
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I may have had the same bug. For me, my orders were not seen by Kassandra when the first non-whitespace was ‘at’ Kassandra, but when I edited the same post to initially have a sentence, Kassandra saw the orders just fine.

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