Rah! Missed opportunity!
Is it ever too soon to talk about how I was stranded on Mars?
Better to get stranded with a moose, we will provide plenty of soil for your potatoes…
Interestingly enough, it’s important to only use one’s own biological fecal matter when creating soil in order to limit the exposure to pathogens.
So, if it’s all the same to you I’d prefer to not get stranded at all. Again.
Wait. You were stranded on Mars?
Did someone post a thread about that?
Not only was there a thread about it, they went and made a huge box office smash of a movie while they were at it. I wasn’t super happy about Matt Damon being cast, but what’re you going to do?
In all honestly, here’s an official NASA photo of me:
I don’t know how to do voting. I’m fine with Heart of Gold (HA!), Sausage fingers, Princess Vienna Hands, or whatever is decided on.
Huh. Smitty told me he snapped this picture in the aft head, about an hour after we deployed.
(Painful grunting sounds)
Turn results will be delayed until tomorrow - this round (oddly enough) involves much more manual processing than previous rounds and it is taking longer to wade through for accuracy than expected. Thank you for your patience!
You don’t have an Official Matt Damon Camera Coverer ™?
This is distressing.
Under “Things I look Forward To” number one is currently Badass Dragon Scavengers
I don’t even have enough things I look forward to to make a Top 5 of Things I look forward to
As Joyce Meyer said,
Patience is not simply the ability to wait - it’s how we behave while we’re waiting.
I have great confidence we’lll put this pause to good use. If nothing else, “Tea” can squeeze out a few more poop jokes.
Count me as one who dearly looks forward to every entry of Badass Dragon Scavengers. I swear, if it weren’t for Badass Dragon Scavengers, I’d be doing something else.
SRSLY, thanks, @messana
(And all you lovely scavenger types.)
Lizard Kisses for All
are a fine way to pass the time
What does our in house DJ/ Guardian, Princess Rembrandt @DreamboatSkanky have queued up?
@codinghorror Please close this thread at your leisure. Thanks!