Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - Round 6 - Nine Fathom Deep

It’s the space dragon isn’t it? Yay!

Dragons love princesses. I will go rub its tummy so it will be friendly and not bite us. Or breath fire on us. Or claw us. Or smash us with its tail. Or…

Maybe I’ll just stay here and have some hot cocoa and guard our ship.

@Kassandra SUBMIT
MISSION 3
END

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  > iotrap.old: 0x3973bad7ace7974b22120c795ace88816f497623

“Roger that, old! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ mission 3
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For those interested I hand entered the data in excel and then cut and paste back in. The tables come in as an image and then the text of the tablle is listed below. I deleted the text as it isn’t relaly formatted nicely but paste it here in case you are interested.

Name Class HP POW DEF EVA SEN SCI GLO Pts x-GLO
Goldie dig 29 30 18 18 30 18 10 114
Honeywine gua 88 26 28 22 28 18 4 122
Li’l Smokey ico 59 17 26 20 29 23 11 115
Naughty Boy gua 98 23 21 24 38 22 2 128
Perfectly Normal dig 91 35 20 24 25 19 4 123
Philosolobster war 78 23 31 16 23 17 4 110
Princess dig 90 30 16 22 27 18 7 113
Princess Jabbers sch 56 20 20 23 35 26 6 124
Princess Pricklepants dig 86 33 15 26 21 24 3 119
Princess Rembrandt gua 100 20 16 23 35 18 5 112
Professor sch 61 22 36 27 17 27 7 129
Racks rec 61 34 24 31 18 23 5 130
Rocky Road war 80 20 41 23 19 17 3 120
Shiny! rec 71 16 33 36 19 19 3 123
Sweetness sch 98 19 19 26 38 30 3 132
Tea ico 58 28 20 25 34 16 4 123
Whiskers war 49 24 33 17 22 19 2 115

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Thanks, Honeywine.

That’s incredibly helpful.

-Philosolobster

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updated with classes

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@Kassandra SUBMIT
MISSION 4
END

I think investigating cloacas is more Tea’s kind of thing, but since I can’t go on Mission 2, 4 it is. Even with my lousy DEF. I need to do something about that but Mission 3 is too dull and pays badly.

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  > iotrap.daneel: 0x946edefd92e9af3f76964bc7e53bec6b4cc30427

“Roger that, daneel! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ mission 4
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Those who have a 50% or greater of getting an insight for Mission 2 or 5:

I am willing to donate my 2x LIDAR for this round (which would drop me from 50%), and suggest we may want to do similar for other equipment to get 2-3 people to a high chance of discovering an insight. Or are the insights just bonus juice?

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There is an ancient Terran who wasn’t much of philosopher but had interesting ideas about wandering around the void.

Under the keel nine fathom deep,
From land of mist and snow,
The spirit slid: and it was he
that made the ship to go.

Under the keel nine fathom deep,
From the land of mist and snow,
The spirit slid: and it was he
That made the ship to go.
The sails at noon left off their tune,
And the ship stood still also.

Samuel Coleridge. “The Rime of Ancient Mariner

May I suggest that whatever you do, DO NOT SHOOT AN ALBATROSS.

Who knew that in addition to scavenging the void we were also signing up for a poetry appreciation class? This could get complex.

–Hans “Philosolobster” Landau

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A cactus up the cloaca?

That is going to be one unhappy space dragon.

-Hans

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Just the word “cloaca” makes my insides squirm. I hope I live to regret this decision.

@Kassandra SUBMIT
MISSION 4
END

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  > iotrap.monkeyoh: 0x95812db84d10e6c5c1fae0a99c0198bb38423c75

“Roger that, monkeyoh! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ mission 4
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Shiny! @OtherMichael, for this mission may I please swap my LIDAR for your Rad_Shielding?

This trade would significantly improve your odds for Mission 2 by increasing SEN +5 and EVA +2, while helping me on Mission 1 or 4 by boosting my DEF +8.

After the mission, we would swap back (unless you wanted to keep things this way. It’d be up to you)

Thanks!

–Hans “Philosolobster” Landau.

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Trying to make friends with it?

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Honeywine - you’re a moose after my own heart. I know you know that CFOs of over 70% of the Fortune 5Million are Space Meece? Space Scavenger or Space Accountant - Pretty much what a young moose grows up to be. Good thing you choose Space Scavenger cause your Juice Account ain’t lookin’ so hot.

Bottom to Top…

Mission 5 - Not with this rig. I’ll leave that to our Gaurdians.

Mission 4 - Not a bad idea. Dangerous Salvage sounds fun. This suit should take anything that gut can put out

Mission 3 - I ain’t no ballerina, I’ll let some of our Princessii go and dance with those left feet.

Mission 2 - Racks @Glutnix and Shiny! @OtherMichael can go Recon

Mission 1 - Outside of mission 5, this looks to be the riskiest. And unlike 5, I’ve got the suit to take what ever defense that pig is going to put out.

Gonna roll the dice and hope for the very small chance of ?.

@Kassandra
MISSION 1
END

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  > iotrap.wisconsinplatt: 0x14fd0a162f1ccc0d05da4add658fa848d5146a0f

“Roger that, wisconsinplatt! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ mission 1
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I will cheerfully loan out my Harpoon_Gun if someone needs an extra bit of POW this go-'round.

Warning: hair-Clutch-Mother-f*ckin’ trigger.

First come, first serve.

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Exosuit to main grid integration initiated...
Amplified sensor array **online**
Sensory acuity stable at 175%

Ok, let’s see if we can figure out what’s going on out there.

Enhance 224 to 176.
Move in. Stop.
Pull out, track right. Stop.
Center and pull back. Stop.
Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.
Enhance 34 to 36.
Pan right and pull back. Stop.
Enhance 34 to 46.
Pull back. Wait a minute. Go right. Stop.
Enhance 57 to 19. Track 45 left. Stop.
Enhance 15 to 23.

Yeah, I have no idea what that thing is.

@Kassandra
Mission 5
End

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