Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - Round 6 - Nine Fathom Deep

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@othermichael @sealion @newliminted @critter @glutnix @donald_petersen

“Hey sleepyheads. You’ve got a sortie coming up. We should talk about your orders.”

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All my orders will be submitted through my spokesperson, Hans Landau. I’m done dealing with fake computers. [please accept my orders from Hans. I agree to a trade he proposed, and his mission suggestion for me. He also has full authority to handle any needed juice trades]

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That’s “spokeslobster.”

Or “communicrustacean”?

“Crabresentative”?

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Sure sure, whatever you want to call yourself. North Charybdis is launching intergalactic cruise weapons capable of being fitted with neutron plasma warheads and I can’t be distracted right now. Oh, this? I always wear golf clothes to the warroom

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“Dakota’s busy trying to help the crew get the ship online. I’m gonna try submitting my own orders while she’s busy…”

@Kassandra
MISSION 2
END

“I hope that works…”

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  > iotrap.glutnix: 0x50b123ce2e76ecadf4a38fa070ffee1edbc21a84

“Roger that, glutnix! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ mission 2

[Kassandra whirs into motion. You watch as a collection of obscure symbols flow over the terminal screen.]

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@Kassandra
TRADE POTATOE @SteampunkBanana
MISSION 1
END

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  > iotrap.sealion: 0x811ba7a8f86c8d0985c282c0131f2eb115b44e34

“Roger that, sealion! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✖ trade potatoe @steampunkbanana
   [ERR] You don't seem to be in possession of a 'potatoe'. :(
✔ mission 1
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“Jones, quit staring at me while I’m trying to suit up.”

“Boss… you’re not actually going out there, are you? We’re becalmed out here in the dark… we’re sittin’ ducks!”

“You gotta be kidding me. The Fearless Feline of Felixia-5 is a fraidy-cat? The guy who salvaged the O’Mortson by eating the acid-blooded xenomorph spawn for lunch is actually scared of the dark?”

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“Hey, at least the lights were on.”

“Then stay here. It’s a lot darker where I’m headed. A place where no sun, however alien, has ever shone.”

“Hey, @daneel Prick-in-your-pants! I got yer back on this one. Spot any unfriendly dingleberries, send 'em my way.”

@Kassandra
MISSION 4
END

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  > iotrap.donald_petersen: 0x7b2d50be595c0e47b558f6d8fc283ddde4664fd2

“Roger that, donald_petersen! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ mission 4
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@othermichael @critter

“Halloooooooo! Look, I don’t want to be a pain in the waste orifice, but time’s running out and idle fees can be deadly.”

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( Theodore Rump’s spokeslobster? Now there’s a role my socialization engineers didn’t anticipate. I will need to recalibrate the Level 3 Prigoninian Interaction parameters to pull this off.

empathy 70 -->20
sense of privilege  60 -->95
sense of outrage  20 -> 85
respect for measurable facts 85 --> 0

Good Morning.

crustaSean Spicer here with important new about the most beloved President in the history of Charybdis, as proven by the largest audience to witness an inauguration, period.

Some might say we’re off to a shaky start with the massive spike in eel kisses – bad hombres, those eels – and the Coleridge now derelict, but that’s because Li’l smokey inherited a mess from the prior administration.

Mr T. Rump has been tirelessly at work, tweeting maniacally at night and spending more time golfing than attending intelligence briefings.

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Since Mr T. Rump is leading us in dark moment in which only he can save us, he will be taking MIssion 3 to insure the minimal possible damage to his little hands and his precious golf grip. He will also be loaning his Rad_Shielding to Philosolobster.

All Hail President Rump

(whew. that was unpleasant. need to reset my parameters now.)

–Hans Landau

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updated orders
@Kassandra SUBMIT
MISSION 4
TRADE Lidar Shiny!
pay 30 newliminted
END

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  > iotrap.bizmail_public: 0x3b1afcdbe146559b49b61439e22b8889d4941769

mission 4
trade lidar @othermichael

“Roger that, bizmail_public - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ mission 4
✖ trade lidar shiny!
   [ERR] Player 'shiny!' does not appear to exist in this reality. :(
✔ pay 30 newliminted
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and again!

@Kassandra SUBMIT
MISSION 4
TRADE Lidar OtherMichael
pay 30 newliminted
END

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  > iotrap.bizmail_public: 0x1dfb7e3e6620d3e87589e5d1736c124077445c4e

mission 4
trade lidar shiny!
pay 30 newliminted

“Roger that, bizmail_public - the above orders have been discarded. Your new orders on file are:”

✔ mission 4
✔ trade lidar othermichael 
✔ pay 30 newliminted
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@Kassandra

mission 3
end

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  > iotrap.critter: 0x2b21afb8a7d5fda6c5385ac0393c6cf6af4ec4d0

“Roger that, critter! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ mission 3
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CAN Y’ALL HEAR ME? IT’S HARD TO TELL IN HERE

@kassandra YOU SWEET SOLID STATE SURVIVOR
MISSION 2
TRADE RAD_SHIELDING @BIZMAIL_PUBLIC
END

LET’S DO SOME COSMIC SURFIN’ WITH THE ALIEN, MINE DROOGIES!

UNLESS I AM SADLY MISTAKEN THERE IS NO CAKE AND THIS IS NOT A GAME

LET’S LIGHT UP THIS FIRECRACKER

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  > iotrap.othermichael: 0xc7fa38de65a8f3cba60efcbdafe922f889f2f9c4

“Roger that, othermichael! Your orders now on file for this round are:”

✔ mission 2
✖ loan rad_shielding to @bizmail_public 
   [ERR] Alas, but I have no way to parse 'loan rad_shielding to @bizmail_public ' as a command. :(
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