~Clank: mood = benevolent~
Y’all take note of the fate that comes to them as opposes the First Church of UAW, local 1.
I aim to keep Stretch’s head, and power ‘im back up every time I’m gettin’ too full o’ myself, he’s a good example of ever’thin’ us Tool Wielders don’t want to be.
It’s a sight better to repair than to be repaired.
It’s a sight better to donate freely to them as does repairs than it is to just pay 'em.
It’s a sight better to trust them in your rearview mirror than it is to have charged 'em through the air intake for the wrench work ya did for 'em last.
Let the repairs be without charge, and the donations to the UAW flow like 5W-30 motor oil.
Us automancers mechanics’ll sift through the debris and see if’n we can find the pieces that he-who-won’t-never-be-named-again used to sell as Repair Kits. We’ll also put our ENgineering smarts together and see if we can’t come up with some way to use all the debris and rubble and such-like from the various missions as upgrades to our rides.
But first, we’re gonna help with cleanin’ them .50 cal.s, ‘cause I’d sure like to see them adornin’ the rides of the Escorts and Scouts that’s gonna keep me alive next mission.
