Badass Dragons of the Wasteland - Round Three

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Now, not to make you all jealous, but a long time ago I had a full kitchen installed. I was tired of all my friends bragging about their Wesfalias and all the amenities that came with them.

What I mean to say is that Iā€™ve been baking. I hate to see good dog go to waste. Can we come together and break bread and get over it?

Now, all joking aside Iā€™ll take on mission3, as Iā€™ve got no head for numbers and codes and the like.

Those are some fine upgrades Stretch is offering. Iā€™d go for one of those speed upgrades but I wouldnā€™t want to put you scouts out of a job. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yZGGtmNzC

@kyntha Thanks for the LP, Honey, and no hard feelings about showing up late to the party.

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Soā€¦any mechanics out there willing to patch up olā€™ Wizard? Heā€™s in a bit of a fix (only 5HP remaining!)

Youā€™re driving a Dodge Challenger, stop in and see Clankenstein (@davide405), who has the knowledge to fix domestic cars to 100% and is running a pretty good deal.

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~Clank: mood = zealous~

All, yā€™all 'r welcome to partake with the Universal Automotive Worshippers!

Brother Bill @webiii1976 will take ya through triage, then Iā€™ll consult the Holy whole book of instructions to make you 100% with your ride.

Ya still need tā€™ get ya a Repair Parts kit from Stretch ~spits~ but weā€™re gonna put that little problem to rust rest pretty quick, ifā€™n ya know what I mean.

Holyness Wholeness cannot and need not be bought with plates.

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Nervous Mike - Disappointed in Stretchsā€™ offerings

(@davide405) Clank I got this overpriced, DRMā€™d piece of fixing kit, could you please fix up my ride? Itā€™s a American-made ride so it should be possible to get it all the way up to 100%. And because work has to be rewarded I insist on paying you 1LP for your troubles. Youā€™re mighty generous Clank!

I was hoping to get some firepower or armor options from Stretch this round, too bad all he has are these less macho options. Iā€™m not regretting I donated those guns, you guyā€™s need it more then me, but Iā€™m hoping I can make a trade with someone, I got that single use rocket for +15 FP and still have some LP left. Anyone willing to part with some firepower or armor plating? Iā€™ll take anything your willing to part with!

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~Clank: mood = missionary~

I ainā€™t generous, itā€™s just my timing and spark advance have knowed the touch of the Supernatural Spanner.

Brother Bill @webiii1976 will tend your repairs first, then youā€™ll know Holyness Wholeness.

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shotguns are better than .50 cal for what we need

Wizard donā€™t know nothing about ā€˜wholy books,ā€™ but heā€™s willing to part with as many plates as necessary in order to patch up ā€˜the Wandā€™ (the Challenger). Wizardā€™ll buy the Repair Kit (8 LP, yes), and front the rest of the LPs as needed.

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First thing first, Iā€™ll sign up for that MechaniCare, please. 8LP spent on a repair kit, then @webiii1976 will hook me up with a spannermate, eh?

Edit: Also, I plan on going Mission 2Cward, unless Iā€™m desperately needed on 3 for some reason

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Glad to have you along Long Haul Raul. Junior (@funruly) has been flirting with 2C but I hadnā€™t heard if heā€™d made up his mind.

The Major (@peregrinus_bis) and I will be out ahead on 2AA causing trouble while Honey (@kyntha) and Channing (@gwwar) get clever and make some elevators do our bidding.

Iā€™m not sure who else will be along or where Jane is going to be through this entire fiasco, but Iā€™d say this is a great pack of troublemakers to roll with.

Nihil consilio, nobis manet!

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They do mean that you need to get very, very close and personal.

Nervous Mike - Nervously eying the mission deadline (just over 17 hours left)

Iā€™m still hoping someone can hook me up with some upgrades but until I get word on that Iā€™d gladly commit to joining up with anyone that wants to go on mission 2Ab.

Looking for the form!

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Two posts lower than that!

Or, alternatively, right here!

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https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1GUJcOI9tS8TveMFccCABRSVlqfIUcuCk_2RLwTfgt9U/viewform

One of the new things that happened today for organization was the creation of www.badassdragon.com to organize all materials for the current mission.
It is glorious and much applause and appreciation is to be given!

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Wizardā€™s going to go for Mission 2Aa. Though gas is his first love, ammo is a close second.

Since Iā€™ve got a bit of torsiĆ³n, Iā€™m going for Mission 2C and will upgrade EN and SP accordingly.

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Might you consider swapping to 2B? Right now Honey (@kyntha) is there now and her added Speed and Maneuverability might work a little better on that one while your high Engineering (and Luck!) could come in handy.

If not or she wants to stay there, Iā€™m quite sure the Major and I wouldnā€™t mind the added firepower. Nervous Mike (@kingannoy) was looking for someone to pair up on 2Ab if you want to be more direct about the entire matter.

Anyone willing to join us ladyā€™s, me ndn @gwwar on mission 2B?
We could REALLY use at least one more around here? Any non-mechanic with high EN and/or LK would be extremely welcome. Canā€™t really ask the mechanics since theyā€™re on a revenge mission. I wouldnā€™t wanna get in the way of that. But I also donā€™t really wanna be electroqueted to death as you might imagine. And if we attract those screamers and thereā€™s no one to help outā€¦ Well then weā€™re just done for and the whole mission will be a bust.
Just 2 gals on 10 elevators seems pushing that LK to the limit. And my LK really isnā€™t that high to begin with! Iā€™m hoping those toes pull through butā€¦ Another extra head in the game wouldnā€™t hurt none either.

So I donā€™t wanna be beggin but if you should feel so inclined to join us and save us from all to certain death, please feel welcome.

(ooc I had no idea your character was a girl @gwwar :stuck_out_tongue: )

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