Badass Dragons of the Wasteland: UAW Repairs Thread

Knights Mechanical Huh? You people are OK, and I’ll certainly protect the convoy, but I’m not joining any knighthood. Those guys were jerks.

http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=353

Anyway, looks like the Hilux just needs a few new windows after The Blob screeched them to dust. If you run out of RP I can always bother Stretch for the new glass.

  1. 10RP
  2. ???
  3. 5LP if you have RP left for the Hilux
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The Knights Mechanical are more like Paladins anyway. And who wants to be a Paladin?

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Everyone’s visible on the stats sheet now.

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That’s a excellent point, now I feel a bit awkward…

Another good point, bonus points for the hilarious method of communications!

Yeah they have to be all Lawful Good and stuff, I always preferred Chaotic Neutral myself.

Fixed.


@Solomon +21HP = 100%MHP / UAW LP = +3 / MODS = N/A

@peregrinus_bis +9HP = 100%MHP / UAW LP = +5 / MODS = N/A

@kingannoy +16HP = 100%MHP / UAW LP = TBD / MODS = TBD

@gwwar +10HP = 100%MHP / UAW = +5LP / MODS = TBD

Current UAW RP available: 89

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I understand that you all mechanic’s don’t much like Mr. Kilmister. Now, I don’t know the nature of your beef and his, so I’m not getting into the dispute.

But right now I’m looking at a 49 LP repair bill from Doc Hollywood. If the UAW could spare 14 RP that will take me up to 50%. Will donate half of what that would cost for me to get the same from Hollywood: 7LP.

Muchas Gracias.

I’ve never a met a gear-head that didnt love Motörhead in my life!

@funruly +14HP = MHP / UAW = +7LP / MODS = TBD

De nada.


@davide405 +6HP = MHP / UAW = N/A / MODS = INSTALLED!

@webiii1976 +11HP = MHP / UAW = N/A / MODS = INSTALLED!

Current UAW RP available: 58

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Thread closed until we find Clank @davide405

(Clank where are you?)

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@webiii1976

I ain’t dead yet…

(reference the line Glen Campbell’s character spoke in the 1969 movie True Grit)

I apologize that my absence has caused distress. Working with @Donald_Petersen to reintegrate my participation in a way that supports the narrative.

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No apologies needed, just happy to have you back Reverend Clank :slight_smile:

Also: Does anyone know if Discourse has a built in poll/vote system?

I’d like to post a poll in this thread to see how many people want to use it VS just posting in the story threads.

Or just reply: Should we reopen this thread?

Please.

While views and active PCs are declining, posts and post length not-so-much. Having repairs here helps to de-clutter the main thread.

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I liked this thread.

'Word is short 56 HP and is having trouble sleeping. Is it possible to unhear things heard in the tunnels? Does the UAW have counseling services, or at least a nice leather sofa to lay on?

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I like this thread too. Love it, in fact.

But behold! Reverend Clankenstein has been captured by the enemy!

We gotta bail his ass out, not only because we love the guy, but because his RPs aren’t available to us until we do!

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Well, I hope Next Stretch is cheap 'cos I’m down 63HP and practically fingerless. Well, I have lots of fingers but most of them aren’t mine or attached.

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Round 6 after action report:

These are my best calculations as to the current status of the party:

Channing Hunter; 41HP / 83MHP, STATUS = STABLE

Rideword; 26HP / 72MHP, STATUS = SERIOUS

Desmond Baltar; 6HP / 31MHP, STATUS = CRITICAL

Sir Gonville De’Ath; 5HP / 68MHP, STATUS = CRITICAL

Jack Burton Jr. aka “Junior”; 24HP / 55MHP, STATUS = SERIOUS

Bertie Gomez; 42HP / 65MHP, STATUS = STABLE

Mike “Nervous” Snelvuur; 34HP / 46MHP, STATUS = GOOD

Maj. Joseph Talleyrand-LaRoche; 12HP / 38MHP STATUS = SERIOUS

Bubba Zanetti; 24HP / 38MHP, STATUS = STABLE

Bill the BUM; 3HP / 31MHP, STATUS = CRITICAL


My mechanics oath requires that I tend to the most damaged vehicles first.

@SteampunkBanana +10RP = 16HP / 31MHP, STATUS = STABLE

@daneel +29RP = 34HP / 68 MHP, STATUS = STABLE

@webiii1976 +13RP = 16HP / 31 MHP, STATUS = STABLE

@peregrinus_bis +7RP = 19HP / 38MHP, STATUS = STABLE

@Solomon +10RP = 36HP / 72MHP, STATUS = STABLE

@funruly +4RP = 28HP / 55MHP, STATUS = STABLE


@gwwar +5RP = 46HP / 83MHP, STATUS = STABLE (battery replaced!)

Total RP available: 15 / 93

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OT. Is there an up to date spreadsheet anywhere?

The one at badassdragon.com is hopelessly wrong.

There’s the direct link to round 6 which is “newer” than the round 5 that www.badassdragon.com has, but even that doesn’t count my +15 max hp due to the chili (let alone other accounting that I’m not going to go re-audit).

Yeah, that one’s all wrong.

like left-handed drive. :slight_smile:

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Thanks for thinking of me, but…

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Damn…that was a spicy meatball. My repair points are at your disposal. Who needs to get tuned up?

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