Badass Space Dragon - Round 1 - Hot Commodities


#1

Results - Launch Stats

Ok, here we go… It’s a big group, 34 ships registered, but we’ll make it work.

I didn’t have time to make change on the bribes and some of you had cold dice… but hey, it’s space, better get used to being cold.


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Aluminum Mallard 100/100 19 17 18 13 18 $800 6
Keep it clean Wilco.

+1 FP, +1 SH, -$200 | Bribe
+2 LK | Starting Bonus
+1 GRIT | Human


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Aquasar 95/100 13 20 18 15 16 $996 6

Out here, that’s the kind of popgun the kids play with.

-5 HP, -$4 | You call that a bribe?
+2 SH | Starting Bonus
+1 GRIT | Human


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Beyond Infinity 100/100 16 14 18 15 18 $1000 5

+2 ST | Starting Bonus
+2 FP | Space Lizard


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Bongo Fury 95/100 20 14 14 16 15 $999 5

-5 HP, -$1 | You call that a bribe?
-1 LK | 99 Problems
+2 LK | Starting Bonus
+2 FP | Space Lizard


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Burnt Asbestos 100/100 14 15 13 14 16 $299 8
I hope your ship crashes less than your browser.

+2 GRIT, +1 LK, -$701 | Healthy bribe, I’ll take it!
+2 SH | Starting Bonus
+1 GRIT | Human


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Cepheus Maiden 95/100 20 16 16 18 16 $950 5

-5 HP, -$50 | You call that a bribe?
+2 ST | Starting Bonus
+2 EN | Android


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Cobra II 95/100 13 20 18 17 13 $995 6
That ship has some sweet racing stripes.

-5 HP, -$5 | You call that a bribe?
+2 SH | Starting Bonus
+1 GRIT | Human


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Das Boot 95/100 15 18 18 16 15 $999 5

-5 HP, -$1 | You call that a bribe?
+2 ST | Starting Bonus
+2 EN | Android


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Dracarys 100/100 16 18 17 13 18 $850 6
Oh good, another key for my jar full of mysterious keys!

+1 EN, -$150 | Bribe
+2 FP | Starting Bonus
+1 GRIT | Human


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Dubdub 100/100 13 15 16 15 20 $1000 6

+2 LK | Starting Bonus
+1 GRIT | Human


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
First Post1 100/100 17 14 18 16 17 $900 6

+1 EN | Bribe
+2 LK | Starting Bonus
+1 GRIT | Human


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Grey Mouser 95/100 14 13 19 15 16 $956 5
Sneaky is right, you slipped in after the port was closed.

-5 HP, -$44 | You call that a bribe?
+2 ST | Starting Bonus
+2 EN | Android


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Heart of Gold 100/100 17 18 20 18 16 $420 6

+1 GRIT, +1 ST, -$580 | Bribe
+2 LK | Starting Bonus
+2 EN | Android


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Hobar 100/100 20 18 16 13 15 $300 7

+1 GRIT, +1 EN, -$700 | Bribe
+2 FP | Starting Bonus
+1 GRIT | Human


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Hoosier Mama 100/100 19 15 18 15 17 $900 5

+1 EN, -$100 | Bribe
+2 LK | Starting Bonus
+2 FP | Space Lizard


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
I.M.V. Flatulent Deity 100/100 19 18 16 17 17 $900 5

That was such a subtle bribe I almost missed it!

+1 FP, -$100 | Bribe
+2 LK | Starting Bonus
+2 FP | Space Lizard


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Insane1 95/100 16 13 16 16 15 $990 6
I'd hook you up with some Krazy Glue but I'm worried you might eat it.

-5 HP, -$10 | You call that a bribe? You are insane!
+2 ST | Starting Bonus
+1 GRIT | Human


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Ironclad Cochrane 100/100 17 19 17 16 18 $835 6

+1 SH, +1 ST, -$165 | Bribe
+2 FP | Starting Bonus
+1 GRIT | Human
+1 EN | Blueprints


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Jewel of the Desert 100/100 18 16 17 18 14 $1000 5

+2 EN | Starting Bonus
+2 EN | Android


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Mistaker II 100/100 18 18 17 13 16 $1000 7

-2 LK, +1 GRIT | Starting Bonus (Trouble Finder )
+1 GRIT | Human


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Muddlin' Through 100/100 18 16 18 19 17 $1000 6

Sorry, those chunks of metal aren’t worth anything to me, maybe try Scrapyard Pete down at the scrapyard.

+2 ST | Starting Bonus
+1 GRIT | Human


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Nordstjärnan 100/100 17 13 18 18 13 $850 5

+1 FP, -$150 | Bribe
+2 EN | Starting Bonus
+2 EN | Android


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Pillar of Autumn 95/100 16 14 18 15 17 $950 5

-5 HP, -$50 | You call that a bribe?
+2 ST | Starting Bonus
+2 EN | Android


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Pusillanimous Patty 100/100 20 18 17 19 13 $1000 5

+2 ST | Starting Bonus
+2 FP | Space Lizard


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Quisquiliae sStruem 100/100 15 18 14 14 19 $500 5

+1 SH, +1 ST, +1 LK, -$500 | Bribe
+2 LK | Starting Bonus
+2 FP | Space Lizard


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Senescent Wanderer 100/100 14 15 18 18 17 $1000 6

+2 LK | Starting Bonus
+2 EN | Android
+1 GRIT | Baby got Backstory


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Slidewinder 95/100 15 16 17 15 17 $950 5

-5 HP, -$50 | You call that a bribe?
+2 LK | Starting Bonus
+2 FP | Space Lizard


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Swordfish 100/100 18 16 17 13 20 $1000 6

+2 LK | Starting Bonus
+1 GRIT | Human


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Taurean Mule 100/100 13 15 15 18 17 $900 5

+1 LK, -$100 | Bribe
+2 SH | Starting Bonus
+2 EN | Android


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
The Iron Giant 100/100 20 15 15 18 15 $847 6

+1 LK, +1 ST, -$153 | Bribe ($143 + $10 for the coffee)
+2 FP | Starting Bonus
+2 EN | Android


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
The Nitimeistheritime 100/100 14 13 14 20 18 $863 6

+1 ST, -$137 | Bribe
+2 ST | Starting Bonus
+1 GRIT | Human


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
The Slightly More Than Ordinary 100/100 20 18 18 18 18 $500 5

You’ll make it back from the first mission.

+1 SH, +1 EN, +1 ST, -$500 | Bribe
+2 LK | Starting Bonus
+2 FP | Space Lizard


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
The TARD-iss 100/102 17 17 14 15 19 $982 6

+2 MAX HP, -$18 | Thanks for the drinks!
+2 LK | Starting Bonus
+2 FP | Space Lizard


**Ship** **HP** **FP** **SH** **EN** **ST** **LK** **CASH** **GRIT**
Zhe Shadow Pacifist 95/100 18 16 18 16 14 $958 5

-5 HP, -$42 | It’s a good number, but not for a bribe.
+2 EN | Starting Bonus
+2 EN | Android


Door Game - Badass Space Dragon
Re-categorize some topics plz?
Badass Dragon Scavengers of the Void - pregame
#2

Scrapyard Pete's Outer Space Outfitters

Welcome to the store, anything you buy will be added to your ship before your next mission starts. Please note, some items have limited quantities.

Hull Repairs - Maintenance is the key to survival.
- $100/HP

Blue Algea - This smelly glop is high in protein and will be sold at a markup of 10% when your turn ends. No partial barrells will be sold.
*- $100/Barrel

  • 10% Chance your cargo deck will be left smelling like fish gunk. $100 to have it cleaned.*

Lucky Rabbit’s Foot (+1 LK) - A little good luck is better than rabbit foot stew.
- $500

High Power Laser Array (+4 FP)
- $3500


#3

Today's Missions - Hot Commodities

Don Mondo has his fat thumb on the Charibdys galaxy and the neighboring governments are none too happy about it. That's a gob of tax dollars they're missing out on. The governments don't have the reach to make a move but they've started restricting the supply lines which is great news for you, it means there's plenty of work available to small ships with a knack for moving product.

Mission 1 - Orange You Glad?

Citrus is scare and oranges are trading at ridiculous prices. Don Mondo has a shipment lined up and needs cautious crews to move it.

Mission Cost: $600 (Fuel, Food and Supplies)
Reward: $15,000, +1 GRIT
Risks: Spoilage, Hijacking, Blockade Inspectors
70% - Spoilage, diminished reward ($1000-$13,000 based on EN)
10% - Hijacking, lose HP (5-35 HP Based on FP & SH)
2% - Blockade Inspectors - Complete Mission Fail (-1 GRIT)

Mission 2 - Pork Bellies

Mmmmm... Pork Bellies.

Mission Cost: $300 (Fuel, Food and Supplies)
Reward: $10,000, +1 GRIT
Risks: Spoilage, Hijacking, Blockade Inspectors
20% - Spoilage, diminished reward ($1000-$13,000 based on EN)
40% - Hijacking, lose HP (5-35 HP Based on FP & SH)
2% - Blockade Inspectors - Complete Mission Fail (-1 GRIT)

Mission 3 - Gold Digger

The sourdoughs mucking out the asteroid fields need more tools, picks, shovels, and robotic apendages. Could be a bumpy ride.

Mission Cost: $200 (Fuel, Food and Supplies)
Reward: $10,000, +1 GRIT
Risks: Hijacking, Asteroids
15% - Hijacking, lose HP (5-35 HP Based on FP & SH)
50% - Asteroids, lose HP (10-50 based on SH & EN)

Mission 4 - Break the Line

Don Mondo needs distractions as much as he needs skilled smugglers. Maybe you like getting shot at? Your costs are covered but expect to take some lumps for breaking the government blockade.

Mission Cost: $0 - All supply fees courtesy of Don Mondo
Reward: $10,000, +1 GRIT
Risks: Blockade Lasers, Government Capture
100% - Blockade Lasers, lose HP (0-90 HP Based on EN & SH)
5% - Government Capture, you still get rewarded but lose any unregistered weapons (-4 FP)


Sit out a round if the missions don't suit you -1 GRIT
Questions? Comments? Post them in the [Rules & Gameplay Thread][1].

#4

Example

Ship Name - Badass Space Dragon

Store - 2x Barrels of Algae = $200
Mission 1 = $600
Total = $800


#5

"Government Capture"

I was about to take mission 4 and realized that there is no d% on goverment capture. (I’m guessing the risk is Complete mission fail)


#6

Fixed!

5% - Government Capture, you still get rewarded but lose any
unregistered weapons (-4 FP)


#7

Ship Name - Pusillanimous Patty

Store - Lucky Rabbit Foot = $500

With my luck, every little helps…

Mission 3 = $200

Total = $700


#8

Ship Name - أبو الهول (Hobar)
Store - None.
Mission 3 = $200
Total = $200

Those miners are our kind of folks! The navigation’s dead risky, but we’re not afraid of jackers… and if we survive the asteroid belt ballet long enough for hijackers to find us, the rocks might let us get close enough to board them and haul in a prize. We’ll download the latest wanted lists before we head out, in case we capture a jacker with a well-deserved price on his head.


#9
Ship Name - Ironclad Cochrane

Store - Lucky Rabbit Foot = 	$500
Store - 3x Hull Repairs =	$300
Mission 4 = 			$0
Total =			 	$800

“I’m uncertain as if any other captain will try to break the blockade, we might be alone, but that’s better, as I wish to have no connection with any ship that does not sail fast for I intend to go in harm’s way.”

-. Paul Seldon .-

Break Formation - Galactic Library Link


#10

Ship name: Nordstjärnan

Store: 0 purchases. Must…resist…impulse buys! =$0

Mission: 2. Sniff…are these pork bellies fresh? = $300

Total = $300


#11

Ship Name: Quisquiliae Struem (it’s Latin for “hunk of junk”)


Store: 1* Algae = $100 Mission 2 = $300 Total Spend = $400

Cos they’re pigs. And you can see their bellies. And I can’t draw spaceships. Not that I drew this. It’s from Adventure Time. Which you should all watch.


#12

Ship Name - TARD-iss

Store = $0, we are waiting to stock up on more booze when we get to Yed’s Posterior
Mission 4 = $0
Total = $0

“We’re just a drunken party boat accidentally crossing into the shipping lane. You wouldn’t laser down a buncha kids having a good time, wouldja? Well, climb aboard and quench that vacuum of thirst in your stomach.”


#13
  _____         __                  __  ___     _    __       
 / ___/__ ___  / /  ___ __ _____   /  |/  /__ _(_)__/ /__ ___ 
/ /__/ -_) _ \/ _ \/ -_) // (_-<  / /|_/ / _ `/ / _  / -_) _ \
\___/\__/ .__/_//_/\__/\_,_/___/ /_/  /_/\_,_/_/\_,_/\__/_//_/
       /_/ 
Store:         $0    
Misson 1:    $600
-----------------
Total:       $600

#14

Ship Name - Dracarys
Store - nothing
Mission 1 = $600
Total = $250

“The biggest, baddest ship in the 'verse and here I am smuggling produce…a job’s a job.”


#15

Ship Name: Muddlin’ Through. That’s her, in background. She’s beautiful, smart, and getting steadily better at poker.

I learned from Nicholas Van Rijn that violence is deplorable, and generally bad for profits. Best to leave mindless laser slugging to adolescent Ikrankanians. Tools are nice, but better to meet basic needs. Starving miners don’t make good customers.

The galaxy is full of races that want to buy things, and only some of them are carnivorous, so let the bacon-vores strain their ventilators with the smell of meat-candy. We seek bigger markets. Also, Azdel is a vegetarian, and it would be unkind to put that olfactory strain on him for an entire voyage.

Strive for the universal. The loneliness of the cosmos makes all wayfarers prone to homesickness.

and scurvy

MISSION 1: Orange You Glad, for $600.

Did I mention there are two other crew members? The peaceable Buddhist Azdel is a vegetarian but a big eater. Chee Lan loves the smell of fish, so 4 barrels of Blue Algae for $400, please

Thank You – I look forward to a long and mutually profitable relationship.


#16

So can ‘Pork Bellies’ completely bankrupt you? What happens then?


#17

It’s a total porcopalypse!


#18

Ship - Das Boot

Store - 3x Barrels of Algae = $300
Mission 1 = $600
Total = $900

My Enigma machine will encode my way to unchallenged victory! Oops! I mean : DMCS DZOX OTWO RSST YAMP BFHM CCAD CNAT MQUG IYCT FYMU EZQR TLI !


#19

Ship name: DubDub

Store: 2 lucky rabbit’s feet = $1000
Mission 4 = $0
Total: $1000

I’ll spend my last 1k on luck. I’ll need it after the loss I took at dice last night. A man with nothing to lose is exactly what you need for this mission, Don Mondo…


#20

Vessssssel: I.M.V. Flatulent Deity
Ssssstore: 3x Barrels of Algae = $300
Misssssssss… uh, Quessssss… (cough cough) er, Job #4 “Break The Line” = $0

Think I’ll go for the free money, while my weaponry and armor are in condition to take the abuse. As for potential sssspillage, well, certain members of my crew find the aroma of Blue Algae to be a powerful aphrodisiac, which may improve morale until we can hose out the hold at Honest Phil’s SpaceFreighter Wash. Win/win.

Total Expenditure: $300